Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another half decent day. I walked by the sea and apart from the wind it was surprisingly warm! I pottered around and did a few odd jobs, and now I am building up a pile of fun stuff for your entertainment.

If he could read he wouldn't give a sh*t!

It was their lucky day!

Thanks Derek!

That's cats!

Thanks Carolina!

Dad Joke number 482

Thanks Geoff!

The new quick test is here!

Thanks Klaus!

This is what foreign papers are saying about our government!

Netherlands

Germany

Bad move!!!

When you're old like me  - it just happens!

True Love - true love!!!

Ratty defies gravity!

Green comfort station!

In the best possible taste!

You rang sir?

The boys and their toys!

They are removing newer bricks to reveal the original Victorian walls!

Stubborn!!!

Point aim - fire!

Novel basin design!

Now that's a SANDCASTLE!!!

It's a kids slide!

They really are rats with wings!

Let me at it!!!

Conundrum!

Good old Dad!

Sir has a sense of humour!!

We in UK are grumbling about +8c - look at this!!!

That was a waste of time!

Nonchalant Tibbles!

Pug on Toast!

Why not sleep with a giant cuddly tarantula!

The robot duel begins!

This guy will never go hungry!

Thanks Derek!

Just leave us will you!!!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Early rain soon easing with most parts dry. Brighter or sunny spells developing, but still some large amounts of cloud persisting in places. Mild despite strengthening winds. Squally rain overnight into Friday.

Temperature: 11C (Inland) and 11°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 11 miles per hour, gusting to 24 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:33

Sunset: 16:49

Moonrise: 08:48

Moonset: 18:20

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another unseasonably warm day. The wind however was brisk to say the least. After my walk, I visited the Health Centre, the Post Office and the Co-op for milk and eggs. Such a hectic life. Now I am sufficiently revived to dish up for you another chunk of pictorial fun!

Hey! That's no orange!

The tale of the nun and the poster!

Thanks Klaus!

Awkward!

I didn't mean it Petal!

Definitely dead!

It's called a Basket Stinkhorn!

Oh! Yes! The bike is a.............!

Thanks Geoff!

And finally the missing sock was found -

under the bed!!!

Thanks again Klaus!

If you dare!

Truth!!!

Oh! Yes!

No I don't understand either!

Thanks Jackie! - and Robert!

Real Money!!!

Thanks Robert!

Bereft!

Thanks again Robert!

Back problems!

Thanks yet again Robert!

Power!

Are you lost Tibbles?

Doing his accounts at the banana stand!

Yes please!

Ooh! A Lady Centaur!

And I won't answer that!!!

Massive Whoops!

It's always about the money!

Non fare paying passenger!

Unusual sight - snow covered palms!

Tibbles is doing a Harry Worth!

Clever juxtaposition!

Clever art!

Snow Ghostbusters!

Shall we sing for you???

Your position as the centre of everything has just been usurped!

Been tucking in to the stock have we?

Mini Me!

I find this very weird!

Now I am guessing that the picture isn't really that interesting!!!

Yes! And my wingspan really is this big!!!

A likely tale!

Covering his dignity!

Ooh! Tibbles has been raked!

Waddaya know!

Well ha ha Serge ha ha I was just using it haha a Camouflage ha ha ha!

Too many guns in America!

They are even having Hello Kitty Vigilantes!

Sensing the bouquet!

Thanks Vic!

For the Boys!

My memory is going - did we have Balcons recently?

Oh! Well...............

Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks Klaus!

Rising expectation!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cloudy and damp start, with some outbreaks of light rain and drizzle. Becoming drier with some bright or sunny spells developing in the afternoon. Less windy and very mild.

Temperature: 12C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 11 miles per hour, gusting to 24 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:34

Sunset: 16:47

Moonrise: 08:23

Moonset: 16:53

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

New stuff at the bottom of the page about AIS

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.