Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today it rained and rained! This is unusual for us in the SE, because we are in the rain shadow. Not much was achieved, except a visit to the Post Office and the Health centre for our prescriptions. Now I have, with the help of my friends, made a collection of the latest fun stuff from "Out There"

It's called Heterochromia!

An Irish Obituary!

Thanks Derek!

A Word!

Thanks Vic!

For many of us - situation normal!

Thanks again Vic!

Another Great Truth!

Tax planning!

Supreme Leader tells them - go with a bang!!!

The Diet!

Us too!

Ooh!

Joke from Derek!

Thanks Derek!

Oh! Dear!

Thanks again Derek!

Hearing better!

Marking terriory!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Rachel!

We all do this!

Thanks Robert!

Economical usage!

Thanks again Robert!

HS2 - ha ha ha!!!

Thanks yet again Robert!

In Vietnam they repurpose US fighter wing tanks as canoes!

This traffic warden has a very high success rate!

Amazing who you meet on the train!

And the School Careers officer says........

Really - how B stupid is that???

Computer literate farmers!

Yes I am reading it!

Canine Dumbo!

Kids today..........!!!

The Study of the Testosterone Kid!

Unperturbed Tibbles!

Mega Igloo!

Hot news - Wonder Woman snogs Spiderman!!!

Refraction!

Oh! It was you was it?

Gatling Gun Minion!

They love to do this!

Nice but you'll never get it off the ground!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

I really think that you didn't want to do that!!!

Lock up your daughters! They're back!!!

Mr Pelican - I can almost see your tonsils!

For the Boys!

Did we have Balcons yesterday??? - I can't remember either!

She's a bit bemused by it all!

She however is more circumspect about the whole thing!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Turning cloudy throughout the morning, cloud thickening up bringing rain and drizzle during the afternoon. Very windy. Rain turning patchy overnight. 

Temperature: 10C (Inland) and 10°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 15 miles per hour, gusting to 35 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:30

Sunset: 16:52

Moonrise: 09:22

Moonset: 21:03

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was overcast and breezy, but despite warnings of rain, none came. I walked by the sea as usual, but not much else happened today. I had to wait in for a call from my doctor, and he did call later on. Now for more fun stuff that I extracted from the Interweb, and filtered it for your amusement. I hope that it comes up to snuff!

On a diet???

Thanks Geoff!

Just yet more people doing really crazy stuff!

Thanks Klaus!

Kaboom!

Whoops!

Joke

Ingenious!

Nice tactic!

Thanks Jackie!

They actually taste quite nice!

Thanks Jamie!

The next four are from Robert

Thanks Robert!

Glasses!

Now there's an unfortunate thing!!!

Clink!

Insurance!

(Actually defence against the body snatchers!!!)

Poo with a view!

Thumper's all dressed up to go out!

If you're going to scavenge the bins - dress appropriately!

Just maybe!

If you have an unpleasant neighbour..........!

Sorry! Not you Petal!!!

In London it is equally mad!!!

Vincent's Starry Night!

I know 90% of us are cabbages!

Crash!

Inappropriate gift!

Something's been lost in translation!

That look!

Tonight's little bit of Philosophy!

AtAt guards the house!

He was such a caring man!

Me some mornings!

Actually an Assyrian King!

Country outing in Russia!

Understatement!

On top of a hot air balloon? - I would politely decline!

Long hibernation!

I really think that you didn't want to do that!

It took a moment - it's a Snoopy scooter!

It wasn't me honestly!

Mine grew in 1979!!!

I'll take two please!

He most probably can't read English!

Every (big) boy's dream!

Reality check!

A young lad met Bunter at Oxford

She finds it all rather amusing!

He on the other hand.................!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Gusty winds and rain gradually clearing by late morning. Mainly dry conditions following with sunny spells and the odd shower possible. Winds easing a little, and feeling cold. 

Temperature: 10C (Inland) and 10°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 15 miles per hour, gusting to 30 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:31

Sunset: 16:50

Moonrise: 09:07

Moonset: 19:43

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.