Bank Holiday Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was warmer and still but overcast. I walked by the sea, but for the rest of the day I have to confess that I had a lazy time and didn't do much. I did however dig up a picture or two - just for you!

I is fully waterproof!

Health and Safety eat your heart out!

Thanks Klaus!

Golfer's grip!

Lottery winner!

Be careful a dog with binoculars is guarding your parking place!

Thanks again Klaus!

Stating the obvious!

Oh! Yes we are!!!

Oldie but Goodie!

Hmm! Roughish!

Yes messy!

Ready steady...........!

Thanks Jackie!

Now was he lucky or unlucky???

Oh! No He's launching that boat all wrong!

Real live monster!

I have absolutely no idea what's going on here!

Cow screen!

Weird - trying to be Homer!

He'll take a while to clean himself up!

And now we even have an inflatable church!

I caught a fish and it was - this big!!!

Bwaaaaagh!

Yes they are tummy rubbing a wolf!

Yes you were drunk and here's proof!

He has enough money to eliminate World food poverty - but no!!!

Sting Ray leaping!

I think the Pope is yawning!

No translation is necessary!

Thanks Klaus!

Sleeeeeeeeeep!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mostly cloudy through the morning with a few outbreaks of rain or showers, though amounts generally small. Some brighter, warmer spells likely by the afternoon. Light winds.

Temperature: 15C (Inland) and 15°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 6 miles per hour, gusting to 15 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:25

Sunset: 20:23

Moonrise: 06:07

Moonset: 22:32

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was gloomy all day long! When walked it certainly was a bit warmer. I walked by the sea and it was like glass! We had a quiet day just pottering, and now I have been digging "down there" and have found a few more fun pictures for your amusement!

Tibbles is enjoying being a foster Mum!

Sorry the quality is poor - but it is rather ancient!

The Brain!

Well I never!

Look at the arse on.............Oh!

Banned!

Angela's revenge - on a tractor!

One of my heroes!

Taken literally!

Tonight's words of wisdom!

Riposte!

I want one!!!

They keep coming!

I don't like the look of that tree it might fall at any moment!

Now get out of that sunshine!

Please move the antimacassar!

Now you know one from the other!

Trailer trash wedding!

Revival of a dead Airstream!

I sincerely hope Sir that you have a body under there!

Tibbles is into censorship!

Clever Juxtaposition!

And another!

I am fairly sure that they are unaware!

I am fairly sure that this sign is from a much earlier age!

Another Great Truth!

Give me blood!!!

No it isn't a crack it's a train of caterpillars!

Tally Ho! - Lord look at those horns!!!

The little darling is having a disagreement!

Ah! I get it!

(Sorry - family joke!)

Well he was well bred!!!

Keep your mouth shut pal!

He may be small but he can still bite!

Improvised sound - N Korean style!!!

Yet another Juxtaposition!

OK who did this???

Tibbles seems to be bored!

Time he was weaned!

Harwich Weather for Monday

On the cloudy side but mainly dry with some warm sunny spells gradually developing, perhaps also isolated showers later. Low cloud perhaps affecting coastal districts later.

Temperature: 16C (Inland) and 15°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 4 miles per hour, gusting to 11 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:27

Sunset: 20:21

Moonrise: 05:49

Moonset: 21:19

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.