Old Git's Funnies

Wednesday, 22 June 2022

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was again fine and warm. It was shopping day today, and we trundled round Morrisons, which was busy, but we escaped in good time! Now I have done my usual digging, and have come up with a fair selection of stuff which I very much hope will raise your mood just a little!

Not too happy today Towser?

Sit back and..........breathe!

So it is!!!

Thanks Ann!

And if you don't know what a Claymore is -

It's a directional mine!

Thanks Geoff!

Ha Ha Ha!

Thanks Gloria!

Believe it or not - that's a wasp's nest!!!

Thanks Janet!

Boom Tish!

Wise words Mr Hemmingway!

Another Great Truth!

Sound advice when it's hot???

A good plan men!

Me too or even earlier!

Very interesting Juxtaposition!!!

Extremely distressed jeans!

Poor Tibbles! Hard work isn't it?

Stephen hawking warned us about sentient robots!

Good Heavens! That is a WORM!!!

I would come in but my horns are too wide!

You always have to have a dream!

Towser is a knowing customer!

He constructed an Iron Throne from scrap!

That look!

Tibbles is chilling!

Now there's a plan!

Creepy, pervy curtain!

Yes what did Jolene take to town Dolly???

Shite Hawks - the souls of dead Bosuns!

Themed urinal - you would need to be desperate to go in there!!!

BTW the dots are not eyes - they are on the other side!

Oh! Is see you've pimped your tractor!

Very neat - they still often chuck the parcels over the fence!

I suppose this is art???

Yet another Juxtaposition!

Careful baby Towser they can nip!

Discretion is the better part of valour!

Sneaky sign!

No Towser, you are supposed to come in via the door!

Who else could it be???

True love has its' ups and downs!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A good deal of cloud to start, but brighter skies will develop. The afternoon will see a mixture of sunshine and showers, some heavy.

Maximum temperature: 24°C | 75°F

Wind: easterly, 11 mph, gusting 22 mph

Sunrise: 4:40 am

Issued: 05:36 BST on Wed 22 Jun 2022

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday, 21 June 2022

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another warm and sunny day. I walked as usual, and then travelled to a meeting of the Felixstowe Master Mariners Club. There was lunch followed by a speaker. All very enjoyable. I have applied to join, I hope that they will have me! Now for more fun stuff - especially for you!

I think that you're wasting your time there Tommy!