Old Git's Funnies

Friday, 24 June 2022

Funnies for the Weekend

Dear Family and Friends, Today was sunny and warm but with a rising wind. I walked to the beach, and later visited the Pharmacy and the Post Office. later I spent time tidying my photos. At the last count I had 28,000 of them! Now for a bit more pictorial fun for your weekend amusement!

Thanks Geoff!

Love a steel band, sit back and........breathe!

Trouble ahead!

Thanks Pete!

And the answer is............!

Thanks Susi!

That feeling!

Thanks Vic!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Everyone?

We are all going to Hell!

Officer I don't think that you get the idea!!!

Topiary - on an industrial scale!

The Plea!!!

Fortune?

Stocking up are we?

Healthy eating?

The only word to sum up is.........Tit!

Towser is now - War Dog!!!

No idea what it is but it looks heavy!

Buy a boat they said - it will be fun they said!!!

What a shame they stopped creating apprenticeships!

How come???

That's my space!!!

More clever street art!

Another Juxtaposition!

However on closer inspection I think it's fake!

Go get 'em tiger!

Am I having a migraine???

Well Sunbeam - you never know!

These are Xolos - one of the oldest dog breeds in the World!

Ha Ha Ha!

Dave has had enough!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Generally dry with sunny spells and temperatures a little lower compared to Friday. However, an odd afternoon and evening shower is possible. Breezy.

Maximum temperature: 20°C | 68°F

Wind: southerly, 13 mph, gusting 26 mph

Sunrise: 4:40 am

Issued: 07:16 BST on Fri 24 Jun 2022

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 23 June 2022

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was mixed. AM dentist for a drilling and filling.......not too bad, no pain fortunately. PM visit to Marks and Sparks, finishing on board the boat for tea and cakes in the sun. Now for your funnies!

Is Tibbles bored? - Yes Tibbles is bored!

This is very jolly and - well Italian!

Can't, Shan't!!!

Thanks Derek!

Atlas holding up the Earth!!!

The truth from kids!

Big mistake!

Shall we have a little philosophy?

Modern twist on an oldie!

I know the feeling!

Come on chaps! Concentrate on the background!!!

Definitely not my day!

Thanks Klaus!

The creation of man!

Story Time!

Amazing the markings on that cow resemble a map of the World!

Now that is really mean!

Yes in a darkened room!

Tibbles gives his human a high claw!

17th century super - stud!

Come on! If you want some!!!

When they did the colouring in - Hissy missed out!

Safety notice!

Wisdom from Mike Tyson!

Bruin decides to try Jet skiing!

When I was young I loved model aircraft,

but I confess they were nowhere near the class of these!

Towser is having the time of his life!

OK, but I wouldn't want to be in the back row!!!

Perfect for a peaceful afternoon tea!

Due to it's immense gravity!

Are you sure that's what he's doing???

It's called "Pipe lining" - Wow!!!

Sharing with Ratty!

The sign is Antediluvian - ie before the Flood!

More fun with cuddly chums!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Sunny spells and most parts dry, although the odd shower cannot be completely ruled out. Breezier and cooler than recent days, with temperatures near average for late June.

Maximum temperature: 23°C | 73°F

Wind: south-westerly, 14 mph, gusting 29 mph