Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another warm day, but we're told there's worse to come. Walked the dog twice, and by the sea there was a nice breeze, which cooled us down. So kept a low profile in the shade most of the day. Now for your ration of fun stuff for your weekend!

Your Uber is here sir!

My all time hero! He appeared on the scene in 1957, when I was in the 3rd year of High School. Sadly his life was to be cut short!

OCD perhaps!

Thanks Derek!

It's a Hairy Frog Fish

Cute eh???

Thanks again Derek!

Modern Funeral!

Thanks yet again Derek!

For the lazy man (like me!)

Thanks Joe!

Twat!

Oh! Yes - me too!

The candidates line up outside number 10!

Thanks Gloria! - Nice one!

Always on the wrong side of the door!

Bath time!

That's just what they do!

18th Century Put Down!

You Sir are lucky to be alive!

Lord Vader takes up paddle boarding!

Heheheh!

Oooh! Ahhh!

Welcome to the T Rex ball!

Moon rock and Mars rock!

Sorry to be a bore, but no Mars rock has been brought back yet, 

although some meteorites may have come from there!

Let's experiment!!!

Baby Owls are called Owlets!

Child Like!

It's the Allotment Show season again!

Flat Squirrels!

Oh! I don't know.............!

Yes I never bother either!

(I'm always too late anyway!)

Found Out!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Always look on the bright side!

Yes Grumpy - Just like me!

A punch in the mouth does tend to offend!

Needs must!

Cuddly Chums in Trouble!

Thanks Klaus!

Then and now - no translation necessary!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A fine, dry day in prospect with long sunny spells and light winds. Feeling very warm in the afternoon sunshine.

Maximum temperature: 24°C | 75°F

Wind: Easterly, 9 mph, gusting 20 mph

Sunrise: 4:58 am

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Issued: 04:32 BST on Fri 15 Jul 2022

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another very warm day, but with the breeze and a few clouds, it wasn't too uncomfortable - 24c. I walked with Roxy, and then went on board the boat and did a few minor jobs, home to lunch. PM more computer fiddling and now trying very hard to fill the blog with fun stuff just for you!

Want prima Donna? I will give you Prima Donna!

This seems to be a concert in a railway station, slow to start until Sister Rosetta picks up her guitar!

When they take my licence away - Oh! Yes!!!

Thanks Robert!

Derek's Joke!

Thanks Derek!

For those of a certain generation!

Thanks Rosemary!

Ancient stunts!

Thanks Vicky!

Ouch!!!

Thanks again Vicky!

Result!!!

OK but your worktop hasn't the same resolution of the James Webb telescope!!!

You tell 'em pal!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Thanks Geoff!

Another Great Truth!

Double dare eh???

I have been accused of this ( possibly with justification!)

Maybe I too am him!

Me too!

Now there's a thought!

Ha Ha Ha!!!

OK - but we were only recycling!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

(I see irony here)

Too many guns in America - they're even arming the Gods!!!

This took a minute - it's a facial tattoo!

Apple Moose...........get it ???

Someone with a ladder could make a killing!

This one was a bit close to the line! - But hey!!!

Bruin seems to have forgotten to complete his toilet!

Too many guns in America 2 - they're even crocheting them!

DEATH has taken to biking - no idea where he puts his scythe!!!

Confused???

Minion in the back, and Hulk's driving!

Hmmm true!

Tyson on a Dyson!

Sometimes I am annoyed with architects -

 see how they put mock Tudor facades in a modern street scene!

Old Reynolds seems to be looked after - he has a collar!

No idea what's happening!

Americanisms - Pah!!!

Faking - in a kindly way!

Must have been a Mod back in the day!

Juxtaposition with a very shiny bloke!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

The old Wall of Death!

Just a little punctuation!

It really isn't your day Sunshine!

I will never do - High Fives - Low Fives - or - Fist bumps!

For me only the Manly Handshake

These ladies are actually from QVC Italia!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A sunny morning is expected, but cloud amounts will tend to increase from the north through the afternoon. Staying dry and feeling pleasant in any sunnier breaks. 

Maximum temperature: 25°C | 77°F

Wind: Westerly, 8 mph, gusting 21 mph

Sunrise: 4:57 am

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Issued: 06:26 BST on Thu 14 Jul 2022

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.