Old Git's Funnies

Monday, 5 January 2026

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today we had snow, about 4 cm, the first for at least 5 years! In view of that I didn't walk. I had a blood test at 10.00, and drove up to the hospital rather gingerly, all OK. Later I had to go to the Pharmacy to pick up our monthly prescriptions, and by then the temperature had risen to +1 so there was a slow thaw. PM we had more 'Bones' now on series 5 episode 12 only another 6 series to go! here are funnies especially for you!

Could be me but I'm not that athletic!

If you remember this - you are old!

Dad Joke!

Living under the overhang!

Ship with tugs!

I would be hanging on!

You go on holiday and return to this!

A bucket full of baby sloths!

Some people can sleep through a nuclear blast!

Mr Swan dislikes your presence!

Someone's been messing with the mannequin!

Well you did say.........!

Tibbles has gone for fishing in a big way!

The Creation of Adam on a banana - why???

Another Great Truth!

Won't happen pal!

Very appropriate for me now the boat's gone!

I didn't know that they could drive!

Necessity is the Mother of.............etc!

Boom Boom!

Really???

At least Towser is enjoying himself!

I'm betting they're implants!

Towser's the co-pilot!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Sunday, 4 January 2026

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was fresh today, bright sun, but the temperature never creeping above 0c all day. I walked to the beach and nearly froze in the process, but it was invigorating! The highlight of the morning was a trip to the Recycling where I dumped a whole car full! Now we can see the back of the garage once again! Now for a little fun stuff.

He's from Canada you know!

Of course - in the best possible taste!

Rotate 45 degrees left!

This must be thrilling, but I could never do it!

Complimentary pontoon!

Behind you!

How the catering works on Indian railways!

Ugly bastard isn't he?

I think she's a Russian!

Oops!

Rise Sir Pinguinius!

Taking back the empties at the fest!

Juxtaposition!

Meet the human flame thrower!

Dad Joke!

Variants!

Yes!

Me too!

Huzzah!

I will do my best!

Gosh that matches our duvet!

The New Year celebrations are still going on!

And on!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Saturday, 3 January 2026

Dear Family and Friends, It was another cold day with a strong wind. I confess that I chickened out and stayed indoors, and did exercises instead of walking. Not much was achieved, I worked on my lifeboat model, a bit frustrating as the components are tiny, and for some reason keep jumping out of my fingers, plus the glue sticks to my fingers, much better than the boat! Here are today's funnies. I hope that they amuse!