Old Git's Funnies

Wednesday, 7 January 2026

Dear Family and Friends, During the night the rain came and washed away all the snow! It was cold but at least in + figures. We had an expedition to Morrisons for stores. There is a storm on the way so it's best to be stocked up! PM we finished 'Bones' Series 5, so now the hunt is on for Series 6! Now as is my calling I have been scouring the Internet for appropriate images for your amusement. Please enjoy them!

Walking on water is reserved for someone special - not you Towser!

An odd pairing, but it works!

Pool on a submarine? - Why not?

He's not falling off - he's just changing steeds!

That's going to hurt!

I guess the poster went up afterwards!

Iƒ you're going to photoshop - learn to do it properly!

The gift that you can do without!

Is that coffee?

I know it's a beast, and it's ugly but I want one!

I hope he makes it!

Identity crisis!

We love the Danes!!!

This is American - we never say dove!

The confession!

Tonight's philosophy - very appropriate at this time!

True!!!

Boom Boom!

So the chickens and ducks are pet owners now then???

Another Great Truth!

We love the Danes!!!

Ew! -Snakes!

Just do it yourself!

Think you're cool? Think again!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Tuesday, 6 January 2026

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was very cold first thing, -5c! I therefore decided to do exercises instead of walking. By lunchtime the temperature hit 0c so I went for a short walk. The boating lake and model yacht pond were frozen over apart from a small area where the swans and ducks were swimming. PM we watched 3 more episodes of 'Bones', and now I am crashing through the jungle which is the nether regions of the Internet for more material just for you!

From our NL friends just across the sea!

The folks in Philadelphia swear politely!

Ooh!

Dad Joke!

Weird parachute jump!

I wonder how they did that.........or!

If you recognise this as a Snoopy phone - your of a certain age!

Not beef Wellington, but beef Minion!

Trompe L'oeil!

Holey jeans to the extreme!

Clever pavement art!

Juxtaposition - almost!

Classical USB hub!

Using the chair lift unusually!

Up or down - you choose!

Towser is going all abstract!

Comfort Jacket!

In short - B*gger off!

Oh! Yes you are!

I feel your pain!

Cute dog!

Vroom!

Bet you can't eat it in a dignified manner!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Monday, 5 January 2026

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today we had snow, about 4 cm, the first for at least 5 years! In view of that I didn't walk. I had a blood test at 10.00, and drove up to the hospital rather gingerly, all OK. Later I had to go to the Pharmacy to pick up our monthly prescriptions, and by then the temperature had risen to +1 so there was a slow thaw. PM we had more 'Bones' now on series 5 episode 12 only another 6 series to go! here are funnies especially for you!