Old Git's Funnies

Friday, 25 January 2013

Funnies for the Weekend

Dear Family & Friends, It's the Weekend, the forecast is snow so let's have a Boy's Night In! - sorry Ladies!

1. Oh! Those Chinese! - Sixteen girls on a bike!

2. Two young things miming to a song Watch till the end!

3. Two young ladies play the violin -
Surprise! don't have your volume too loud!

Whoops - nip slip!

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Yes they must be real (Silicone)

ER nothing's really free!

Nothing is flat!

You need to zoom to read this chaps

Hate

Good in part

Black widow

Sophia - yes size does matter!

Why?

Derek's Joke

John's Joke
Thanks Chaps!

Harwich Weather (Thanks BBC!)

Some rain turning to snow later

Thanks for calling in!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 24 January 2013

Funnies on Thursday

Dear Family & Friends, The cold spell is due to end on Saturday, but before that - more snow tomorrow night! So to cheer ourselves up here is more pictorial fun!...

1. Thanks Gloria for this I think this is a Classic!!

2. For you Petrolheads Audi just came out with

The self parking car!

3. We are at the Opera, the Soprano is in full flight when...She......

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You make him look a complete idiot and -

he still adore you!

They do too!

Imaginative 40th cake!

Someone has a clever Mum!

Even cute Swedish girls look

a bit weird in winter!

Today's caption competition

From Geoff a Rock and Roll Quiz
Thanks Geoff - sad to say I got most of them right!!!

Harwich Weather (Thanks BBC!)

Bright early, rain or snow later

+4c

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Dear Family & Friends, Another busy day in Harwich with computers flying in and out of the door! Now here are a few more of my efforts to make you giggle!

1. Some great pets and people

Thanks Geoff!

2. I am not fond of the word Awesome, but these people are - Awesome!!!

3. Tibbles helps with the Laundry

Miss Obama - Photobomber!

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Must soon be Easter!

But he said "Never gonna" !!!

Crocs Cache!

England vs Canada - Tee hee!

These accounts you do them?

Kidnap!

I found this amusing - then I started to get vertigo!

Dick's Joke

Harwich Weather (Thanks BBC!)

Overcast slow thaw continues +2c

Huzzah! We just passed 20,000 views!

Thanks everyone!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Funnies on Tuesday

Dear Family & Friends, How is the week going? Well I hope, here the snow is slowly going, here are a few more bits and bobs to amuse....

1. Thanks Matt for this, Lifehacker tips

2. Go on then.... JUMP!

3. Again....only in Russia!

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Just for Del Boy...

Thanks Geoff!

Redneck romance

Inspirational Quote of the day

Oh! Shit!

Reserved seat

China vs Germany

Geoff's Joke

Derek's Joke

Dick's Joke

Thanks Guys!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather (Thanks BBC!)

Dull and cold +1c

Thank for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 21 January 2013

Funnies for the new week

Dear Family & Friends, We are told that the week will be cold, but it is thawing her at the moment, ice and fog are to be the order of the day! Here's what I found while huddled over the fire....

1. Volvo have invented an anti collision device on their Trucks

2. They share 95% of our DNA, this Chimp surprises the scientist, by Quickly solving a problem!

3. We think of the Amish a being rather dull and conservative...

Not So !!!

Just now - I want one!!!