Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Semi Busy day today, trip to the bank, boilerman serviced the heating, and I helped an elderly neighbor install a new TV - what a life! Now there is time to search the nether regions for more pictorial humour - just for you!

Japanese Dinosaur prank - look for the operators legs!

Beauty Contest Fails

Gallery

It's Working

 Thanks Gloria





BTW Honeybadgers are the most savage carnivores on the planet!

Grown up Jenga!

Coathook beckons

A Smug Pug!

Old Groans!

Sentences!

Suspicious!

I'm English and yes - it's weird!

Dilbert is back!

No he doesn't have gold teeth - it's a bottle top!

Someone's having a bad day!

We are very mysterious!

Mancave - is back!

Girls please look away now!

Yup - Nice Glasses!

Awww! A Birthday Banana!

Oriental girl misses significance of signs!

Unsure what is going on here - use your imagination!

The Manly Awards

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A dry day with bright or sunny spells. It will remain fairly breezy, particularly through the start of the day, making it feel fairly cool for the time of year. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.49 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support - as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day today, first out to buy paint, then to Garden Centre for plants and compost, then to the Supermarket. Now that I have recovered both physically and mentally, onward ever onward to fetch you more fun stuff!

You know the inevitable safety check? - This guy does it in style!

Thanks Mags!

Gallery

Not much to say here!

ER......I think that she means the bus?

My kind of engineering!

The Morons are on the march again!

Diet!

Thanks Mags!

Philosphical though for the day

Only applicable if you happen to own a Saturn!

What happened to the Dinosaurs? Answer - they are still here, they are now called Birds!

This is a baby blue Heron

Sinister photobomber! - and a guy behind him.....

Really? No reposte possible!

Thanks Robert (F) !

Smartie bum!

Truly, Grandmother, Mother and Daughter!

Boys - Did you hear what I was saying?

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!

They can vote - and breed!

6

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Dry through the morning with light winds and some bright or sunny spells. Freshening winds and thickening cloud later in the day. Rain is likely overnight into Thursday. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.50 am Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by!   Cheers! Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They said it would rain - and it did, which curbed our outdoor activities, therefore I have time to fossick around the Dark Side for more Funny stuff - just for you!

More Aerial Lunacy!

Thanks Klaus!

World's Longest Jaegerbomb!

Gallery

Sorry I have nothing to say here

Lord Bless The Irish!

How to be Number One Hero at the Airport!

Contrived, but clever!

Yup absolutely no one!

Thanks Jeanette!

Just love those Cousins' Slogans!

An Old Truth

I don't often put this sort of thing on - but this is so true!

Me all the time!

Thanks Robert!

Oh! Look - Palm trees!

Hey Fred - there's been a bird on your head!

I bet that's been stuffed!.............The Bear that is!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Japanese Water music

Harwich Weather for Monday

Feeling slightly cooler than the weekend in North-Westerly winds, but it should be a dry and bright day with lengthy spells of sunshine. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.53 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Tonight it is the 60th Eurovision song contest....Yawn!!! However, I quite believe that we shall watch it - in all it's awefulness! Therefore I am doing your Funnies early. I also must thank all my blog watchers, today we passed 127,000 hits!

 

Thanks Mags!

Thanks Klaus!

Gallery!

Meet the suicidal Hydrant!

Definitely - more fun!

Just Friends!

You don't have to wear a cape to be a hero!

Shall we take it down? Nah! Just paint it!

Some do!

Thanks Michelle!

I haven't witnessed the birth of a pedal car before!

Spotted on a Caledonian Macbrain ferry!

Thanks Robert!

Good Job Lad!

Thanks Robert - again!

Apple shares!

Missed!

Possibly the most miserable holiday snap of the year!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

This guy is pure evil!

Lithuanian Jokes

A taxi passenger tapped the driver over his shoulder to ask something. The driver screamed, the taxi just missed a bus, bounced on the sidewalk and stopped just a few inches from the store window. A few seconds later the car was silence, and then the driver said: 
"Look, buddy, you don't do that. Scared me nearly to death! 
Passenger apologized and said that he did not expect that it would be so easy to scare him. 
The driver replied: "actually it's not your fault. Because, today, the first day, when I am working as a taxi driver. However, for 20 years I worked as a driver in hearses ".

-What are you?
-Good Faerie.
-And what axe?
-In the mood for a bad.

Thanks Rita! 

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Following a dry morning with some weak spells of sunshine, cloudy skies expected for the afternoon with outbreaks of light rain possible by evening. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.54 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

4