Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They forecast rain - we had none, Summer weather with temperatures of around 23c. Your Weekend starts here with more pictorial fun from Old Git's cellar of funny things!

From Oz meet the Seabreacher - a formidable vehicle/vessel !

 

Thanks Shlomo (IL) !






It's only an ad - but clever!

Thanks Klaus!

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Yup! The Shitehawks (as they are called in Harwich - being the souls of dead bosuns)
 always win!

Not sure waht's going on here - but can we join in?

Amazing - only just over 100 years ago!

What species of Hummingbird is this?

Seen at the Cannes film festival - a couple "Having it away" on the red carpet!!!

Perhaps the ugliest - Vultures look quite beautiful cooling off!

Did they really - make this the England Girls' slogan?

Meanwhile at Walmart - this client loses the plot!

Oh! Yes! I have a graduated set of these!

Never satisfied!

In Sao Paulo Brazil - the river is so polluted it foams!

Wow! Is this real - if so that's really cool!

Thanks Robert (F)

Whoops No. 968

More Wisdom!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Penalties at their best!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A fine and dry day with light winds and some lengthy sunny spells, particularly during the afternoon and evening. Warm again, but less humid than Friday. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.41 am Pollen Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

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Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I missed yesterday, night out with the boys, late home but still standing! :-)

Today was real Summer, warm with some sun, now I must pull myself together and concentrate on new funny stuff just for you!

When you give your Cameleon a shower, there is great coolness!

Thanks Klaus!

Mountaineering Bears? Oh Yes!

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Er......Why didn't they let the guy taking the photo of them taking a selfie

 - take the photo of them???

The Lotion is filled with remorse!

Know what you mean!

Now this is a cause I too would follow!

Meanwhile down at the Smithsonian - something strange is happening!

It says "Every time I lose weight - I find it in the fridge!

Thanks Jeanette!

A novel toilet that disappears into the ground after Midnight

 so that it's not spoiled by drunks!

Is it me or are there more and more people - 

totally lacking in any form of tact!

Sorry but I don't believe that all Female Soviet soldiers looked like this!!!

Perhaps one of the most aweful photobombs ever!

Wisdom and truth from the Minions

Thanks Susi!

The chances are it's SH*T!

More International Whoopses!

Thanks Klaus!





JOKES
Thanks Chaps!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A cloudier day with the odd showery outbreak of rain, perhaps becoming more widespread for a time before easing again later. The best of any bright or sunny spells during the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 24 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.41 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support - as always!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Had to travel to Ipswich today, to pick up an expensive piece of plastic trim for our car which we think was stolen in Holland. Then a bit of shopping, and home to more broken computers. Time out now to compose another "Little Gem" just for you dear reader!

It isn't a good idea to trampoline while drunk

Thanks Julie!





How about a Minion who is in Guard's uniform and says "England"!

Thanks Carolina (BR)

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Does this scene look familiar?

Me Too!

Uncle told the kids this was a Marshmallow Farm!

Derek sent some Texas Funnies

Thanks Derek!

Here's a new supermarket idea! So that prices can be seen easily.

Heavy rain storm seen from the air

Drug test...

Yesterday the Solstice - Today the mess - makes you proud to be English - doesn't it!

Maybe there shouild be more of these!

The Folks on the Underground have a sense of humour after all!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

He's German - but you'll get the idea!

Thanks Klaus!

This is new - hockey on unicycles! - Quite mad!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Bright or sunny spells and feeling much warmer. Clouding over late afternoon, although remaining dry. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.40 am Pollen Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, So here's the new week, I hope it will be a good one for you. I am really busy with computers, but I think that I will walk away from them for a while to try and create something to amuse you all.

Skateboarding with a twist!

Thanks Martin!






Chain Reaction!

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A piece of history, early colour photo of a lady in Harlem in 1943
(The year that I was born!)

That's what it says!

About par for the course!

Thanks David S !

Not much to say here!

A Cinema near you after the show is over.....

Doesn't it make you feel proud!

What is normal...

Thanks Gloria (NL)

This I find disturbing!

Giving Offense

Thanks Robert (F)

A Real Boy's Toy!

Now this really is a sticky mess - Asphalt adhesive!

Graphic art on the toilets!

Philosophical thought for the day

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry with often large amounts of cloud, but also some sunny spells. Remaining breezy, especially during the morning. Temperatures not far from the seasonal average. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.40 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.