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Friday, 27 November 2015

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Hi again, tonight, first thanks to you all, we just passed 156,000 hits on our site! It was a day of R & R today, not much achieved, but batteries recharged, so now once more into the breach to find yet more pictorial fun!





This is Tillman the skateboarding bulldog, who has recently died aged 10








Tee Hee - Man in the Moon!
 Thanks Geoff!





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I wanted Marshmallows for breakfast - they said No........so............








My How Time flies!






The Military paid $40,000 for this!






Dare you!






OkOkOk please put the hammer down!






Here's some Heavy Reading for you!






Meanwhile back at Walmart - this lady really needs Oxygen and a Parachute!







Some "Oldie but Goodie" quotes






Found this little chap behind the picture frame...






I think that you may have done what I did........






An alternative!






I guess most of us would have jumped up and gone "Foar!!!"






Daddy it's dark in here!






Let them continue to believe this!!!

Thanks Robert!





Morality lecture in the Gent's toilets!






Caught in a Trap!







Thanks Geoff!






Toning up!!!


Thanks Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Saturday







A fine, but chilly start to the weekend, however cloud amounts and winds will soon increase with showers ahead of more general rain and further blustery showers later. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 75 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com




 Thanks so much for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.












Thursday, 26 November 2015

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another sunny day in Harwich, and quiet, only one call out. Gave me time to fiddle around with jobs on the computer that should have been done weeks ago. Now for more pictures and clips which I very much hope will amuse!






Smoke Signals


Thanks Klaus






Conditioned Reflex






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This advert is a total lie - did you ever see a bag of crisps
as full as this ???








Ha! My type of pun!







Yes! Sad to say they really do believe this!






Seen on the Health Centre Noticeboeard!






Topical headline - Revenge for Christmas perhaps?

 Thanks David!





More sweet revenge!






Dog - you've been Tittislung - sorry couldn't resist...






Madam - could it be that you're having a very bad day?






This appeared on the Boss's desktop!






Love Captain Kirk!






Proof that this calculator is really old - look at the zero!









Thanks Geoff!







Shake on it!


Thanks Klaus - again!







Harwich Weather for Friday







Cloudy, windy and mild with occasional drizzle. A band of rain will arrive around dusk and linger through much of the night into the early hours of Saturday. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 25 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com
 



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.






Wednesday, 25 November 2015

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a super day here today, sun and fresh atmosphere. Busy as usual, not sure that I achieved that much, but I did find a few more funny bits - just for you!






Now I know Christmas is a while away, but you may remember that I can't resist this stuff!










Which way do you lie in bed?


Thanks Klaus!







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I'm not sure if they're genetically modified, but to me they look toxic!







Might be true - you decide!







Grandads sometimes surprise you!






Double Entendre

Thanks Jamie - It had to be from you!





Drink driving checkpoint in Australian Outback...






Contrived?






At Harwich International Port the Lads from Border Force discover a new way
to smuggle paperclips!






When it's Hot Hot Hot and you can't leave Facebook!






If you have a Lisp this is your............
Symbol!






Crafty Bastard!








In the best possible taste!






Or it only snowed on his garden!






Mythical Conversation...






The scenario is Two sadistic Teddy Bears, look down at you after having
Thrown you into the well !







Thanks Derek!








The Lord is on your side!


Thanks Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Thursday









Perhaps occasional bright or sunny spells, but cloud will increase at times with light rain or drizzle. Becoming milder, but North-Westerly winds will freshen again. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com
 


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.