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Saturday, 25 June 2016

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Sorry we're late off the mark this evening. We have been to a Golden Wedding celebration, and champagne was on tap! Great buffet too, so now I have revived sufficiently to try and publish the blog. It may be a bit brief just for tonight!





Oh! Dear! 










This is amazing!












He looks like an old time Movie Director!











Too many guns in Murca!









I don't think he read the instructions!








Sea Foam splashing on the sand









Mac Cheetos????








Then and now - possibly!








I have no idea what this is about, but always a sucker for a pretty face!








A Welsh Brothel perhaps?








She's at the fire station because her head is stuck inside Barney!








He polished his car and it was so shiny it almost disappeared!









The look on his face!








Revenge!








Could this be your spirit animal?









Continental friends - here is irrefutable proof!









The people have spoken!









Not sure what's up doc!









Smartass riposte!









Not sure of the location, but I am sure that I couldn't afford a house here!









The absolute limit - a booze shop that sells guns!!!









One great thing about living in a caravan - you can choose great scenery!








Boston Dynamics have amazing robots - it scares me - they will soon become
mechanoid soldiers!









Harwich Weather for Sunday




Sorry no picture tonight




Mostly dry with sunny intervals, although still the odd morning shower possible. Cloud increasing from the West late afternoon with some patchy rain in the evening. Maximum temperature 21 deg C.  Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.




Friday, 24 June 2016

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Took our guest to Frinton today, the local joke about it is "Harwich for the Continent - Frinton for the incontinent" - I bit unkind but possibly true! Now it is time for the Weekend funnies - just for you!







I know that this is old but I still love it!













Look! Your dumplings are boiling over dearie!









Beware of what you wish for!









Did you know that Mother Russia has her own Leonardo Dicaprio!









Open wide!







Pigeons - your Lord has arrived!








Pre selfie stick era!








That's what I call a salad dressing!








This guy wanted to go to his wife's baby shower -
The officer said no - so he rewrote the request!










Time chaps for a Mancave!




Learning to cook!








No I am not boobs obsessed!








Chaps are you not pleased that minimalism is back in fashion ?!








Hell I love going fishing!









More vintage animated gifs



























Harwich Weather for Saturday










Generally dry and sunny. Temperatures close to average and feeling warm in the afternoon sunshine. Westerly winds 10mph, gusting 18mph  Min 12c  Max 19c  Chance of rain  25%
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for your continued support


Cheers!


Richard.







Thursday, 23 June 2016

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today is a Referendum in UK, I think all of us will be relieved that by tomorrow it will be over! I have promised myself I will not sit up all night watching it on TV, but Hmm maybe I will!
Now for more fun stuff to relieve the tension.....







I may be like this in the morning!


Thanks Klaus!








Meet the charioteer!



Thanks again Klaus!









The Toilet people will show you the right way!










This is Karma!








90% of them are cabbages! (as I have said often!)








Yesterday in Death Valley and that's 58.3c folks!








Cat people.........nothing to say here








We were given the key card for room 213.......and.......








I am sure there are few males who haven't had that thought pass through their minds
at some time,,,








It's Illegal it's immoral or..........









He tried to catch a groundhog, but got the neighbour's dog instead!









Cuddly Photobomber!








Heinz - do you think those translations were at all necessary?








This is wrong, first it isn't a Unicorn, and second it isn't sh*tting rainbows!



Thanks Derek!






If it was me I would crawl off!



Thanks yet again Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Friday










Cooler with a mixture of sunshine and showers, these less heavy and widespread than Thursday. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 23mph  Min 15c  Max 21c  chance of rain 30%  Thanks Essexweather.com




PS I now have a new weather station, you can visit here.....









Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Very sticky day here, high humidity. Shopped in Ipswich, and home PM. Fixed up my new weather station, and am hoping to bore you with Harwich weather data live before long! Now it's time for more fun stuff!






Simple but effective! 


Thanks Klaus!










The Crazy Finn won a prize from Youtube......what did he do? - Yes he squashed it!












Yes Donald it's the Mute symbol!











Guerilla Street painters R2D2









At-At cake








Winery Humour!








Extend your home - in the air!








Grammar?

 Thanks Barbara!






Berlin video game Museum








He looked into his aquarium and saw.......snail eggs!








Father's day card - economy style!









Hipster 1893 version!









No!








The Cheetos challenge.......you're getting silly now!








Z is for........








Love it Bach!








Love the Cousin's slogans!








Vegans eat your hearts out!








This is a real brain teaser!


Thanks Derek!








This is for NCIS fans....


Dinozo is unconvinced






Now he's got it!







The famous Gibbs head slap!









Last but not least, a new use for a drone - dog walking - whoops!







Harwich Weather for Thursday










Warm and humid. Sunshine and scattered thunderstorms for many through the day. Southerly winds 8mph, gusting 15mph  Min 14c  Max 22c  chance of rain 99%




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.