Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today I fiddled with the electrics on the boat with the help of Michael who is an electrical whizz. Most things now work. Back home, the warm sun has gone and it is chilling off. So time to scurry around to collect more pictorial fun - just for you!

Toilet wall philosophy

He wakes up - and makes some moves!

Thanks Klaus!










She bought him a pressure washer for their anniversary - here's his response!

His Dad baulked at a walker, so his Son faked a "Sports version" - that worked!

The shadow of this container ship looks like a city skyline!

Pardon?

What a way to go!

In this Dublin pub this is often the norm!

He looked OK until they opened the window!

He felt OK until he looked in the hotel mirror!

Justin Trudeau jogs through a wedding photoshoot!

This Krispy Kreme stand is made to look like an open donut box!

His gear shift is made from Grandma's prosthetic femur (she had already passed BTW)

Revenge!

After the joy of her first pay cheque - she suddenly discovers
 income tax deducted at source!!!

Three kids' shadows look like a smiling cat!

Lucky shot of storm in Tulsa Oklahoma

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Arm wrestling with a twist!

Thanks again Klaus!

Yeah! OK - you're good!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry and sunny with variable cloud. Feeling warm with a light Westerly breeze. High UV levels from mid-morning. Maximum temperature 22 deg C.

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Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another pleasant day in Harwich. A bit breezy but plenty of sun. Busy doing odd jobs outside most of the day, now inside as the evening chills off. Note to self....find new funny stuff for my ever increasing audience worldwide.

Sunrise at Picture Lake Washington

The great Fry seems to be in love with a horse!

Here in the UK we use DD-MM-YYYY

His claim to fame - he shook hands with Barak Obama, - or is it???

This is Danielle Fishel from some US soap opera.......who cares eh boys?

On the other hand here we see a pair of Redneck women on garden chairs,
and kids with no seatbelts waiting to remove themselves from the gene pool!

When this card was made, maybe 40 years ago the comments were quite innocent.
Not so now!!

These girls kiss at an anti Gay meeting in Marseille,
came to be known as the "Marseille kiss"

If you're an IT girl, you may not have many girl friends, so for the party
she invited the boys from work!

Today's caption competition - what's going on here?

The world's shortest border bridge, on the left Spain, on the right Portugal

Things are not always as they seem!

Must be Australia!

Harwich Weather for Monday

After a bright and sunny start, cloud will tend to increase for a time during the day, but it will remain dry and warm. Maximum temperature 21 deg C.

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Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Bright and breezy here in little old Harwich today. I hope that your weekend is going well! Now we shall do our best to amuse as always!

Not the Apocalypse, just sunset behind clouds!

Music doesn't often move me but this is great! ...It may be contrived, but it is still reminiscent of the great late Bob Marley!

Yes it does look like him!

That lost tennis ball, found covered with moss!

Chicago skyline enhanced by a goose!

Renaissance Pizza place!

Fish shoal to confuse predators - safety in numbers!

Who needs radar?

Mummy - I drew you a giraffe!

Meet Prof. Jacinto Convit, he developed a remedy for leprosy, and is presently working on a cure for cancer.......He is 100 years old!!!

Just released ! James Comey's statement on his dismissal..

Granny was babysitting, and foolishly gave him a swig of her Starbucks!

I never saw this before, but I can tell you that Ireland looks like a Scottie dog stood on end!

A Montana farm seen from a drone and Photoshopped to look curved upwards

This humble mop bucket looks like Optimus Prime!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!









Teachers Eh?

Thanks Geoff!







Harwich Weather for Sunday



Dry with plenty of warm sunshine throughout the day, the best of this sunshine during the afternoon and early evening. Light Southerly winds. Maximum temperature 18 deg C.
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Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was supermarket day today, very easy to get in - murder to get out! Later did a few finishing jobs outside before dinner. Now psyching myself up to create once again - just for you!

Sadist!

The English Language can be - trying!

Nothing to say here!

Good comparison!

This all depends on your mind!

Obituary

This could take you a very long time!

In case you didn't know there's a General Election in UK in 3 weeks' time.
I wish it was over already!

Elmo looks peeved!

In Portland Airport you can buy socks that match their carpets!

Conspiracy theories abound!

A very tall girl playing with her dildo.....boyfriend!

The heat of the sun through the window smashed his new glass top table!

Julius Caesar pen holder

He was an old monster!

There's bad luck, then there's crap luck!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!






Oh! Dear Lord!!!

I'm - forever - blowing - bubbles!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Mostly dry to start with sunny intervals, however cloud bubbling up with showers developing and becoming locally heavy in places. Feeling pleasantly warm in the afternoon sunshine. Maximum temperature 16 deg C.

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Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.