Bank Holiday Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Unbelievably the August Bank Holiday was warm and sunny! For England that is amazing! Chores this morning, mainly involving weed killer, followed by after lunch 40 winks, later TV when it cooled off. Now more pictorial fun - for you dear reader!

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Salon with unique name

I love steel bands, these youngsters are from Dover in Kent, please remember that the drums are tuned up oil drums!

No not a massacre! - Spilled berry juice!

He pestered his parents for a tatt,
when they finally said yes this is what he did!

The anti grafitti patrol strikes again!

He says it how it is!

It's called Detroit Agate, it is old car paint
gone so hard it can be polished

It lasted longer than expected!
Loads of Money!!!

Someone should wake him!

Texas looter, in the hurricane he's making off with a giant bag of - dog food!

Seen outside a Sydney pub!

A familiar tale!

Daniel Ratcliffe.....................Nah!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Smartass!

Another likely tale!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Most places will be dry and fine with further very warm sunny spells. However, isolated heavy showers are possible later.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 

Wind: West 7 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another quiet day in little old Harwich. Neighbours round for coffee, just enjoying the late Summer sun. Now is the time that I will scuttle around for more fun material - just for you!

Istanbul people sit on the car bonnet until help arrives!

Remember these chaps? - Of course you do!

And you think she won't work it out? - Ha!

Pleeeeeease!

Male urinal - naturally!

Stuff is always cheaper in Holland!

Did you know that up until they are 9 months old baby elelphants drink through their
mouths without using their trunks?

It took 500 hours to create this with M/S Paint
(BTW - they have now scrapped Paint!)

These aren't all Bears!

Canadian Coastguard Dog, about to make the drop
 and rescue someone in the water

Accidental Photobomb
(Allegedly!)

Boom Boom!

Thanks Jaini!









Remember 90% of them are Cabbages!

This is so unbelieveably naff!
(BAE = computer speak for Boyfriend or Girlfriend!)

The one that got away!

When unpacking your new mouse - take it slooooowly!

Not much to say.........Sunflower in gutter!

If you're my age - this is cool!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Another fine day is expected with widespread sunshine and only limited amounts of cloud. Winds will also remain light, leading to another very warm, locally hot day. 

Maximum temperature: 26 deg C 

Wind: South 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 6 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

Edit.....and this on an English Bank holiday? - Amazing!

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were afloat today, the weather was perfect, light wind warm sun. Back home, meeting with accountants, now time for your Weekend funnies...

I don't think I'll be going!

Dom's Boom Boom Joke!

Really? Why?

Passenger keeping a very low profile!

Must have been a good joke!

Air B & B where you sleep in a Bank Vault!

I'm guessing that the one on the left is electric

By the last one, Husky Mum had run out of ink!

Oh! Lordy!

For the big fight Connor McGreggor had a suit made for his baby son!

Sounds like the Second Coming is imminent!

Inappropriate juxtaposition - Murder and Blueberry pie eating contest!

She drew a picture of her dream party dress - so her Granny made it for her!

Quick way to a heart attack - arachnid hairclip!

Not a natural!

This bear hung out in their car for a bit and then wandered off!

When he took his Starbucks coffee out of the microwave,
the only bit that burned was the "Do not microwave" notice!

Tonight's sensible chat..

No! I did very badly in school!

Not sure what the truck was carrying!

Watch very carefully!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Most parts of Essex staying dry with very warm sunny spells and light winds. Turning rather cloudy at times with a chance of a few showers late afternoon/early evening. 

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: North-West 5 mph, gusting 13 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2

My Weather Station Live



Thanks as ever for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.