Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Despite warnings to the contrary it was another nice day after the mist cleared.

I am publishing early tonight as I am out with the boys.

Here are your funny bits.....

He clicked this blue jay a moment before it pecked him!

I haven't tried this yet!!!

Another lesson learned!

His dog's lips dry so when he stops smiling
he looks like this!

In Germany he was stopped by the police, it turned out to be a "Blood sticker"
Not nicked for crime, but for wasting Police time!

This shoe found in the frozen earth in the Altai
mountains was made by the Scythian people 2300 years ago!
(Thanks Prof Alice Roberts)

At least they confessed!

Idiot!

Their son has started drawing, he likes to portray his dad as Batman!

What a good idea!

Thanks Geoff!










Teacher found this love note on the classroom floor!

Harrison's son trolls him!

Baby Wolverine!

And your job is?

 Thanks Robert!









Ikea advert - from Holland of course!

 Thanks again Robert!









Remember this well endowed statue?
Well here we see her being made

Ooh! Bitchy!

At the concert - cake in face

Son drives drunk dad in Walmart!

Bumper load from QI






Harwich Weather for Thursday

t will be a cloudy start to the day with early rain soon clearing. Through the morning, the cloud will break to allow warm sunny spells to develop. Winds easing.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 17 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was good weather today, the forecast is poor for the rest of the week so we had a boat trip this morning, weather very warm. Now back down to earth, and I have dredged up the best stuff that I could find - just for you!

It fits so I sits!

What can go wrong with a panorama shot!

Wisdom from Sir Anthony........My philosophy too!

These drink bottles are supposed to be for young girls........????

Lunchtime you say? - I don't know which one to choose!

Must be Party time!!!

The power of Hurricane Irma - terrifying!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Today's inspirational thought

That most romantic moment of your life, the Himalayas in the background, er......!

Cameraman is attacked by a Kazakhstan Eagle!

This is a curly feathered chicken...

I have a doctor friend who says "We hate those BPOs"
(Bloody Print Outs)!!!

Lame - but had to put it in!

Seen in a dentist's waiting room!

Pity they aren't all like that!

He wasn't expecting that!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Areas of mist and low cloud are likely at first with perhaps patchy fog, slowly clearing to leave sunny spells. Then mainly dry until rain arrives through the late evening.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 23 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 1

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks as ever for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Morning at the boat, afternoon shopping - what a life we do lead! Now time for a bit more pictorial fun just for you!

His wife sent him a birthday cake at work

The Mad Finn is back with his 10 ton hydraulic press!

Storm troopers - not what I expected!

Can things get any worse in the US?

Oh! Yes they can!!!

Not an impressionist painting - A window that has been smashed!

I am a hybrid driver and I'm not smug
(Or am I ?)

Ah! At last I understand!

Stephen Hawking often gets it right!

You can find everything on the Internet!
He was boasting that it was his!

Naughty Jesus!

I seldom post my own pictures, but I had to have my radar repaired.

The logo on the scanner was wonky, and being OCD it drove me nuts!

On its return from Germany the nice techs had put a new one on - 

straight this time!

Oh! Lordy!

A little Trig!

Photoshoppers can be unbelieveably cruel!!!

An Alligator snake fights back as it is being eaten by a King snake !

Customer hands over a small tip!

Following her husband, her car picked up his bluetooth!

Not a Monster, it's an ash cloud from a Chilean volcano!

Ha Ha!

Finger lickin good!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Any mist or fog will slowly clear during the morning with bright or sunny spells developing, but with the odd shower possible by the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: South-East 6 mph, gusting 14 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 1 | Air Pollution: 4

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.