Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a fine day, so we were busy outdoors, cleaning the loggia. PM visit from Sister and Brother-in-law, and now I must concentrate on the job in hand to amuse my Family and Friends!

Thinks he's a person!

Thanks Jackie!







Ozzie Whoops!

He has six toes, his co-worker has four!

We'll take you to see the Easter Bunny they said - It will be fun they said!!!

This guy turned up at A & E complaining that he had a headache for two days!

Lost indeed!

Thanks Derek!











Who left the chocolate bunny in the car?

Alien invasion? - No it's the lights in the Airport!

I shot the sheriff!

Sign of the times!

Thanks Jaini!









When you're old.......

Thanks Robert!










Oh! Bugger!

The Bard at his best!

The Parable....

Thanks Susi!










Be afraid - very afraid!

Thanks Robert!









His Mum is very short and loves to be photographed next to tall people!

Donor and Recipient!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!









I'll bet that stung!

Sheeesh!!!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloudy through the morning with outbreaks of locally heavy rain, then brightening up by midday with sunny spells developing during the afternoon, but also scattered showers.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 

Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 29 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a more leisurely day today, took about an hour putting all the clocks forward, and then the same for elderly neighbour. Now more pictures have been disinterred for your delectation!

Taste the rainbow!

I am an Abba fan! - There I said it! - 
But ladies - those outfits!!!

He was using up 3 spaces!

He was pleased to see us!

This giant colon was in a hospital lobby to promote cancer awareness!

Good propaganda from the council!

In a parallel universe somewhere - this is happening now!

Remember Harold he was in many memes years ago. This guy just had a beer with him!

Ingenuity is needed when your door bell isn't working!

Look! The dinosaurs are about to take over Toys R Us!!!

Oldie but goodie!

Thanks Robert!










No he hasn't been dyed he's sitting next to a stained glass window!

These are snow rollers, formed when the wind blows down the hill!

Wow! They must do that every year!

Thanks Susi!










SloMo destruction!

Synchronised apes!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A chilly start, then a dry and sunny morning with light winds. Cloud will develop again later with a chance of the odd shower. Rain is expected overnight into Tuesday.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 17 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnie

Dear Family and Friends, We worked in the garden today, nearly finished now. Nursing our aches and pains indoors in front of the TV. Publishing early, as we are meeting friends tonight. Enjoy!

Strawb says "Yay"!

Thanks Rosemary!






It's a bit wobbly, but this is rare!

Boys - This young lady is half Chinese and half Icelandic - 

an interesting melange!

I have often wondered that!

And the time is......

Thanks Dinesh!

We know where you're going with this!

Me too!

Thanks Robert!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks again Robert!

There's always one!

Thanks yet again Robert!

Oh! Yes! Please!

Thanks Gloria!

The Generation Gap!

She worked it out!!!

Love it!

Slogans from Oz (Almost as good as the Cousins')

Thanks Maureen!

I don't understand this......

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Bwaaaaaaa!

Catching a few rays

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Initially overcast and locally misty with outbreaks of light rain and drizzle. Gradually drier conditions with sunny spells will extend across all parts of Essex. A odd light shower may develop later.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 

Wind: North 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was sunny and I obtained a permit to work on the boat, it was really nice at the marina, and I succeeded with my plan. Now I will do my very best to find more pictorial humour just for you!

It was "Mad Hair Day" at her school!

Benny at his bawdy best!

Ah! I've figured that out now!

Why do they do this? It's a stupid fridge!

Old ladies can be very dangerous!

Hmm! Never heard of it!

The City told them they must hide their bins, this was one owner's response!

These baby gherkins have a tiny elevator to lift them!

Delivered to your door!

Thanks Derek!










This is Iranian chess Grand Master Dorsa Derakhshani.
She has defected to the US team, so that she won't be forced to wear the hijab!

Near perfect reflection!

How grotesque is this? They made their dead dog into a coffee table!!!

90% of them are cabbages.........

Yup! Must be abnormal!

I think I'll stick to Nutella thanks!

Which one is the bitch the thrower or the throwee?

Tee Hee!

Maths without a calculator can be challenging!

Love it!

The outcome was inevitable!

Harwich Weather for Saturday!

Cloudy with outbreaks rain throughout the day, perhaps easing by dusk. North-Easterly winds gradually easing through the day.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C 

Wind: North-East 5 mph, gusting 12 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.