Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I went to the boat and did a few chores, then home. Now we have to dive into the cupboard under the stairs, to make space for the engineer who tomorrow will install our fast charger. What a life! Now it's time for more of "Your Usual" - enjoy!

He had to go to the vet and was sedated -
now he's having the trip of a lifetime!

Some of the best of British Improvised comedy!

He had ear surgery, so he just had to do this!

Inappropriate decor for a toilet!

Spread those rumours!

Ipswich - Yeah!

He is very much enjoying the proposal!

This Benjamin Franklin mug has a slot for the tea bag - so it looks like the kite!

Time machine!

This is a Glass Frog - you can see all his organs!

This is a Leopon, the father was a leopard and mother a lioness

Mean - but clever!

The amazing Koko!

This is "The Beauty of Ireland"
The ginger kids are really nice too!

Rock stacking is taken to a new level!

Flat Earthers rejoice!

This Iranian girl took off her hijab at the World Cup!
Great Girl!

I think something weird is happening here!

Beware of what you wish for!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A fine and largely sunny day is expected. Turning very warm or hot, especially away from the immediate coastline where it will feel fresher in any onshore breeze.

Maximum temperature: 27 deg C 

Wind: North-West 5 mph, gusting 10 mph

UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollen Level: 8 (Very High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Dear Family and Friends, We spent the morning in the garden, leaf sweeping etc, then PM visited aged aunt. Now I am ferreting around to find suitable material with which to amuse - just for you!

For very good reason she's called the Henge Spider!

Always good for a giggle!

Thanks Klaus!















Not a Guide dog for a blind man - this is a Guide man for a blind dog!

How to emulate your heroes!

Good old Hollanders!

Unkind, but I can see where you're coming from!

Fleece jackets can on occasion cause embarrassment!

It must be Canada!

Poo Imoji

Cunningly Mother took the kids to Toys R Us!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

I think he can't be arsed to get out!

A bun is the lowest form of wheat!

90% of them!

Greeting from Seattle Washington!

Clever ad!

Oh! Yes! A bit lower! Just there!

When explorers asked the locals how the Easter Island statues got there
they said "They just walked" - It could just be true!!!

Thanks Martin!









Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry and often sunny, although the sunshine may become hazy at times. Cool at first, then becoming warm, especially inland, although with cooling breezes developing along the coast once again.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 8 (Very High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Still nearly 2 hours till dark

But as of today the nights get longer!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another very warm day and humid. We may get rain tonight. So now I have collected a few more little gems for your amusement.

In other words I don't want to talk to you!

It is amazing what this guy can do with his violin!

Thanks Klaus!












Sartorial elegance!

Dr Seuss? Really?

Always always!

Recently in Russia!

Thanks Klaus!











While repairing a watch, a component sprang out,
it took him 30 minutes to find it!

Backhanded compliment!

His proctologist has a Poopy Butthole pin!

This is the tadpole of a Giant Bullfrog!

Scottish support for the England World Cup Team!

JOKES
Thanks Derek!











Ah! That's how he did it!

I thought only boys did such things!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A dry and fine day with sunny spells and a light North-Westerly breeze. Cloud may become more abundant at times during the afternoon, but remaining dry and bright.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 

Wind: North-West 12 mph, gusting 24 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 7 (High)

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My Weather Station at 2015

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hello again, we are back from wonderful Holland, after a very good holiday. Now back to the grindstone to dig up a bit more pictorial fun for your amusement!

His plant grew little legs!

Blow up girlfriend!

Thanks Derek!







William Gates Snr at 92 still gives his son advice, also he's 6ft 7 ins!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Being offended is so easy now!

Me too!

I am so glad!

Hoolah!

Thanks Derek!










What everyone was hoping would happen at the recent G7!

Exercise regime!

Thanks Derek!










No - not rough concrete - this is New Delhi from the air!

Here kitty kitty!

Dad Joke!

More Wisdom for you!








Whatever next! A dancing robot!

Now that is so annoying!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Warm sunshine will develop through the morning and into the afternoon, although with a moderate breeze. During the evening, a band of cloud and light rain will spread Southwards through Essex.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 25 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 7 (High)

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Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.