Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, At last we have had rain after 52 days, most unusual for SE England. Now it is cooler and windy. I had to go to the boat, to make sure she hadn't been blown away, all was OK. Now I am publishing early as we are having friends in this evening.

Enjoy!

The highly dangerous Dog Shark!

Steve and Kermit?

Pineapple pizza for people who don't like pineapple!

1200 strand telephone cable, and top left the fibre optic one to replace them all!

Whoops!

Teeny beast!

Must be lunchtime!

Your choice Freddie!

Plastic ravens work for a while but eventually..........!

Don't laugh!

Digging up the veggies - he found this!

Preserved the very last "Shell" petrol station!

Amazing footbridge in Vietnam!

Clever - but someone's got far too much time on their hands!

Hmmm!

Ok Selma -nice, but why???

Not quite what they had in mind!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cloudy and windy with outbreaks of rain for much of the day, but with dry spells at times. Mainly dry by the evening, though remaining cloudy and windy.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: South-West 24 mph, gusting 40 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

It's really draughty out there!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It is still hot and humid, we stayed indoors in the shade, but the radar shows thunderstorms coming up from France, so we may have a lively night. (We always blame the old enemy!)

Now for more hopefully funny pictures....

After the party you must clean up the litter!

Chaps, this is actually an ad for GoPro cameras - but.....!

Lonely boy!

Showing your tatts on Tinder - cheat!

Message from Coastguard, when in difficulty - Float Float Float!

This Chinese airliner encountered an extreme hailstorm!

It landed safely and no one was hurt!

Yes well!

Thanks Geoff!

Well meant mistake!

You should never do this!

Natalie Portman in "Pale Blue Dot"

Mood Chocolate!

Cool customer!

This took a minute!

It was her 21st birthday - her Mother excelled herself!

One way to get him off the bed!

Weird heart machine!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A band of heavy showers will quickly move Eastwards through Essex during the morning, becoming breezy and dry with warm sunny spells by midday with a fresher feel than recently.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: South-West 20 mph, gusting 36 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It has been nearly 7 weeks without rain, but tomorrow we are warned of heavy thunderstorms. It's been amazing but it would be nice for the air to be cleaned! Now I have unearthed a few more little gems - just for you!







Crows!

When women try to look sexy!

Thanks Klaus!











Happens all the time!

Alone, far from home and no friends - it's his birthday!

Why are you looking at me - why?

You are definitely not ugly!

True love esp after some years!

From the Sublime to the Cor Blimey!

Boys I'll bet you pressed it!

Thanks Again Klaus!










You can do it!

Big shame! Someone vandalised Trump's star on the Walk of Fame!!!

I believe she is trying to learn pole dancing!

During exams this teacher projects his image onto a big screen!

Flat Earthers again - Prats!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!









Funny - I just did that!

Gerroff my bed!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Early thunderstorms easing away. Another exceptionally hot, humid day follows. However, further thunderstorms then likely developing later, bringing the risk of hail, torrential downpours and gusty winds.

Maximum temperature: 31 deg C 

Wind: South 8 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Yet again hot hot hot. Spent most of the day cowering inside, guzzling water. It has cooled down now so I will have a bash at producing and other masterpiece - just for you!

Chewbacca - cosplay

Oldies making great moves!

Thanks Klaus!












Ha! Seems like a plan!

He forgot he had his tracker in his pocket when he took a flight!

I support your protest!

Joker!

Oldie but goodee!

She likes the chocolate!

In UK this get up is called "Howard and Hilda"!

Well sone sir - love it!

From hole to home - some people!

This upside down photo of bats looks like they're at the football doing a Mexican wave!

It says " When your team has won and you're so high
 you forget the girlfriend is on your shoulders!"

Thanks Klaus!











Moving and effective memorial!
Somewhere in India

Unusual and clever face swap!

Once a thing has been seen - it cannot be unseen!

At a WW2 museum in Normandy, the mannequin looks a bit like Bruce Willis!

This may be coming to us Friday!

Followed by this!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A largely dry day with strong sunshine leading to very hot conditions developing. However, there will also be the risk of the odd thunderstorm developing later.

Maximum temperature: 32 deg C 

Wind: South-East 10 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather cam at 1915 - at last it's cooling down!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.