Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are publishing early today as I am out with the boys tonight. It was busy finishing the final touches to our boat, now she is ready for launch tomorrow. I will be busy tomorrow as it is Helen's Birthday and we are promised a day out with Son and Daughter in Law. Maybe I can go on board Friday....

Now for more funnies.

Panoramic shot - dog moved!

Granddad had a cochlea implant tattoo to look like his Grandson!

I don't dislike them!

Oh! Yes - we do that!

Remember Klinger?

Oh! Yes!

You are not allowed upstairs.........now you're stifling me!

Same here in the UK!

Tonight's Caption competition!

I wish that I had an invisible car!

Blobby blobby blobby blobby!

That's inventive! - In a Freudian way!

Thanks Rosemary!












Now that is Karma!

Spot the spelling mistake!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!












This conversation is over!!!

Oh! That B download!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Another dry day, rather cloudy along the coast, but possibly sunny well inland. Rather warm by daytime, but chilly with a risk of fog overnight.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: South 5 mph, gusting 10 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tueday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another busy day at the Marina,The boat's going in on Thursday, so tomorrow is going to be rather frenetic! Having eased my aching joints out of the armchair I will now attempt to pull up some funny stuff - just for you!

Threatening situation!

The Master speaks.....

Love the Cousins' slogans!

His wife broke her hair brush, when he pulled it apart..............!

One of those 24 years later pictures
(Bourton on the Water is beautiful! - I recommend it!)

This lady is 116 years old, the oldest human being!

Allegedly this took180 hours with a ball pen!

This could very well be me, although I'm told I was caught eating coal!

Great!

Chinese justice!

He has learned to say "Hi" in Mandarin!

You could have tried a bit harder lovie!

Sniggers behind hand - shall I post this.......................?

Ah! That's why!

 Thanks Janet!












Spoken from the heart!

Thanks Mags!












A sign of our times!

Even with a shredded tyre - they shall go to the movies!!!

He can see people in the street in the crystal ball, but it looks like he's telling fortunes!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!









So he said "Can I push your stool in?"

This guy has eaten far too many mackerel!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Any isolated early fog patches will clear quickly during the morning. Then continuing mostly dry and often cloudy, although sunny spells are possible during the day.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 14 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Funnies for the New Week

Dear Family and Friends, It was for me a busy day working on the boat. I am hurrying because the Marina tell me that the boat will be launched on Thursday. Meanwhile I have done my very best to dig up some amusing stuff for your enjoyment!

Phantom hole digger!

Bill discusses the the various sirens

Rope strands look like blood vessels - but is it art?

His head exploded!

Tonight's big question!

After 3 months his wife just finished this picture of the sea drawn in pencil!

White lies for love!

Just in time!

Their welcome is getting a bit thin!

How to disguise a scrape on your car!

When Dads doing Dad stuff can become boring!!!

This is so me!

Thanks Robert!












My body is a temple!

Thanks again Robert!














He just might hate you for it!

Here is a Googlefart!!!

Pharmaceutical Companies - Pah!

8/10 for Inventiveness!

Either it's very strenuous - or she's enjoying it far too much!!!

Is he going outside and coming in the back door???

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A dry day with bright or sunny spells through the morning. Cloud developing by the afternoon with limited spells of hazy sunshine, but feeling warm throughout.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.