Weekend's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I hope that you all had a really good Christmas, I have to say that we did! Now I must buckle down to find you more interesting and fun pictures, to carry us through "Limbo Land" until New Year! - here goes...






That moment!

New Concept Rolls Royce!

Thanks John M!

Remember those Westerns where the Tumbleweed blew down the street?

Well they ended up outside this chaps's house

Instant heart attack!

Oh! Yes!!!

Now they are weird!

That could be me!

Only - WTF!!!

Wearables will be all the thing in the 2020's

Lord protect us from Stupid! 1

Hire a chalet in Iceland they said, it will be fun they said!!!

Judas was such a traitor!

Thanks Klaus!











Ads are often lies!

One Storm Trooper after Christmas!

Lord save us from stupid! 2

He bought Mum and Dad a new TV, but thought he would pep things up a bit!

Lord save us from stupid 3
(Too many guns in America!!!)

Neither you nor I can do these things!

Thanks again Klaus!








Sorry couldn't find these at Lidl!!!

Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Saturday

A dry day is expected. The cloud will break at times to give bright or sunny spells. Breezy, but mild for the time of year.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: South 10 mph, gusting 20 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Christmas Eve Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, First let me wish you all a very Happy Christmas, and a Healthy and Peaceful New year!

We'll be "Off the Air" for a few days, but I will be back soon! meanwhile please enjoy these offerings....

E-Xmas!

Last Richard Holdman for this year!

Similar but different town!

Ooooh!

Babyface!

Unfortunately UK plugs don't have holes!

My guess - Steak Tenderiser?

And don't I know it!

No idea!!!

Oh! Yes!!!

New Year Resolution?

Just - don't go under there!

Tonight's Great Truth!!!

Wrong pill!

The Truth sometimes hurts!

Poor Olaf!

Thanks Klaus!











Christmas Sing - Along!

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Christmas Day

Cold and fine with lengthy sunny spells expected for many areas. Evening fog forming then clearing just after midnight.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 18 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support throughout the year!


Happy Christmas!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was a nice sunny day, not cold at 10c. We shopped early for vegetables at the supermarket and at 0800 it was already really busy! Later I walked by the sea.I have included some Christmas stuff to get you in the mood, tomorrow will be the last blog until after the big event.

Enjoy!











Yes she is!!!

More from Richard Holdman

Unwise!

Odd Mammals!

Will you tell him or shall I?

He is definitely pleased to see you!

The Police in Finland are winners!

Only eight left now Tibbles!

Fetch!

Thanks Matt C!










Fancy a big screw? - This one's used to fix solar panels!

This looks a nice place!

Yup Dirty!

Chinese Doctor/Body builder!

Go Oma und Opa!

Thanks Klaus!











This is where we have lived all our lives!

Thanks to Holly for a huge amount of work!











Harwich Weather for Christmas Eve

Sunny spells with the chance of heavy, squally showers. Remaining windy with gales likely in coastal districts. Winds easing by the evening. Feeling chilly, becoming frosty overnight.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 30 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It started as a wet morning, but cleared up later, not cold. Pottered round and did a few minor jobs. Visited our 94 year old neighbour, and then repaired to the living room for a bit of TV. Now more pictures - just for you!

Disillusioned Santa!

More lights!

That CD!

Baby Yoda!

Go far!

Avocado Ha!

Tee hee!

Thanks Ann!










Cannot be unseen!

Thanks Brian!










I often used to see this, when I pointed it out the reply was often
 "Ooh I didn't know you could do that!!!

It says "Yesterday at the Christmas Market, after 12 Gluhweins
 - I bought a Dalmatian!"

Boom Boom!

Thanks Jamie!











Another puzzle solved!

Thanks Jane!










Oh! Dad!!!

Boom Boom 2

Thanks Robert!










Nothing need be said!

Thanks again Robert!










It says "The only time my Exes agreed to go out together!"

Thanks yet again Robert!










Do not touch!!!

 Thanks Susi!










Another Dad joke!

Christmas Elf and Co.

Thanks again Klaus!











More lights!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Dry, but breezy with plenty of sunshine. Perhaps the odd shower at first. Cloud then thickening during the afternoon, but likely staying dry.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 25 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.