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Tuesday, 28 January 2020

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was bright and sunny this morning. I had an appointment with the bank which took a while, so I walked by the sea just before lunch. PM was spent fiddling with a laptop, and now it's time for me to stare at the blank canvas and try my best to be creative!








Bwaaaah!












It is called "Last Moment"!!!


Thanks Klaus!














It says "Hello Sweetie - Hello Future Slave!!!"


Thanks Klaus!











Floor man with a sense of humour!












Spike Milligan's stone said "I told you I wasn't well!"













Good Cliche












Sorry Pal it isn't what you think - it's iron pyrites!












That moment when you meet someone who looks more like you than you!!!












Jumbo definitely doesn't like Mercedes!












Here's you looking at me looking at you!












The back to front Trabant -
Who says Germans have no sense of humour!












Too many guns in America - see, they just leave them lying around!












Look up chaps we may be in for a shower!












It was a bit draughty on the West coast last weekend!












Now here's and interesting collection -
You may have guessed I like Gingers!!!












That's really nice, but still no unicorns!












Snow in Bryce Canyon recently - but it is at altitude!











If you can do this you are entitled to show off a bit!


Thanks again Klaus!











The love is a bit over enthusiastic!












Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A largely fine and sunny morning, although still rather breezy. Sunshine turning increasingly hazy during the afternoon with thicker cloud spreading Eastwards, but staying dry. Less cold than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 29 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



You can see we had a couple of showers early this morning





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

















Monday, 27 January 2020

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, it was a showery day in little old Dovercourt today. We took aged neighbour to the supermarket, later we visited the post office and the optician.
Now I have a pile of new pictures to show you! I sincerely hope that they raise a titter!







Not too elegant - but I bet she flies well!










German shipyard Whoops! BTW she is an ugly ship!!!













Hmm! genetics!













Er - Did you check how deep it is?













Yes I remember, and also in the dark, you could see the stars
 through the holes in the roof!













Oldie but Goodie!













This Poo Tanker driver has a sense of humour!













It says "There is nothing better than coming home in the evening
 and finding that the TV remote is free!"


Thanks Klaus!











Oh! Yes!!!


Thanks Jane!











Tonight's Philosophical Thought!


Thanks John C!











One of today's problems!


Thanks Robert!












One cannot be rid of the Stupid!












Who on Earth would pay good money to look like that!!!












Ooh! I can see your.........Kalashnikovs!












One way to commit suicide - pretend to be a road cone!












Yes they are shrunken heads!













Sorry - absolutely no idea!!!
















Fantasy versus Reality!


Thanks again Klaus!










What a hobby!!!


Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Sunny spells with just a scattering of showers, that could be locally heavy. Rather windy and feeling fairly cold.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: South-West 17 mph, gusting 31 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.


























Sunday, 26 January 2020

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a dull day with sunny intervals. First I helped friends in Holland with their computer, using remote access, next we visited out 94 year old neighbour, she has poor eyesight so we have to read her mail. PM it was American crime movies, and now I am into my usual search for fun stuff, which is neither really bad or really dreary - a challenge sometimes. I hope that you are 
"In sync" with my idea of fun!!!









Only six weeks!















The Great Harry Enfield in action!

















Oh! Don't take any notice of her! Just look at us!












For the Boys - The sun sets on several pounds of silicone!












This is a military loo - the officers on the right the ranks on the left!













Nuff said!












Think about it!












Tonight's Philosophical Thought!














Freudian Juxtaposition!













London Underground humour!













Flat Earthers - Ha!













They always wriggle!













That 5 minutes!











At least our Cousins are agreed about something!














Tee Hee!













Oh! How that also applies to UK!














The illegal immigrants keep on coming!


Thanks John M!










I am sure that the silicone implant thing is spreading!!!












Harwich Weather for Monday

A colder day with sunshine and blustery showers, some heavy. Rather brisk South-Westerly winds.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 23 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.



















Saturday, 25 January 2020

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I walked as usual, it was, as it has been lately - very grey! Pottered on the computer for a while and then we shot off to Colchester to help my business partner Robert with a computer problem. Now it is time for more pictorial fun - just for you!







Hmmm! maybe!













Now for some lusty Dutch maids!















Here we have a theme - At the exact moment!





































































































































Capt. Jack always has a Smart Answer!












It's called "Aversion therapy"!











Yes I agree - you are going to die!!!












More aversion therapy!


Thanks Gloria!











Ha Ha Ha! - Clever!












Mr Fox him gonna eat you!












Tibbles says "Oh no you don't!!!"















Harwich Weather for Sunday

Largely dry and cloudy morning, perhaps limited brightness. In the afternoon rain spreads to all areas, becoming locally heavy. Breezy inland, windy along the Essex coast.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 32 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.