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Monday, 27 September 2021

Monday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, The day didn't start well, heavy rain to start. Fortunately it cleared so that I could go down to the beach where it was windy and the sea was rough. Didn't achieve much during the pm, must confess that I did a detailed inspection of the insides of my eyelids. Now however I am sufficiently awake to dish up yet another edition of my fun blog. Enjoy!




Yes hang up!









The scenario is very familiar!












The Prelude












How it was done! - If you have vertigo don't look!


Thanks Derek for these two!











Love the Cousins' slogans!


Thanks Derek!










Whoops!


Thanks again Derek!









The next six are from Robert
Thanks Robert!




Mouthpiece of the Govt.












They are never sure!!!











Off the rail and onto the road for diesel???











Remember the Boris Bus???












Tee Hee!











Pensioners in UK now have to pay the TV licence!











Hardly surprising!











The Gym - perfect place for a quick kip!











Revenge is sweet!











It is getting cold in the North already!












I told you he never died!
(Must be dying his hair though!)












I remember this it was a long time ago!











That is a biggie!











Threat or promise???











Vertigo? - Don't go!











Now that is a practical application for bots!











Doggy drinking fountain!











We've all been here!











Dad Jokes - Bah!











One way to pay back a smartass!











Are they really selling real ones???













Well - you did ask him!!!










Who left the window open???












That's called aggressive marketing!











Shite Hawk alert!!!











The only way to travel!











Hmm - Heads will roll!











Not what you imagine dearie!!!











Now that is a very large owl!!!












Shame!















That's the way to do it!!!


Thanks yet again Derek!



















Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A cloudy morning with showers or longer spells of rain reaching all areas. A rather windy day and continuing to feel much cooler compared to recent days.

Temperature: 17°C (Inland) and 18°C (Coastal)

Winds: south 14 miles per hour, gusting to 30 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:49

Sunset: 18:47

Moonrise: 21:30

Moonset: 13:55

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.




























Sunday, 26 September 2021

Sunday's Funies


Dear Family and Friends, It was as yesterday, a warm but grey day. We had a boat trip, with number 2 son doing the skippering. All went well, an uneventful run of eight miles in one and a half hours.Now back down to earth, I have dredged the nether regions for even more giggly material with which hopefully to entertain.




And who, may I ask are you looking at???









Just Wow!!!












Tee hee!


Thanks Derek!








Petrol shortage?


Thanks again Derek!










Midnight walks!


Thanks yet again Derek!











Never lie to little kids!!!


Thanks even yet again Derek!










Another angle!


Thanks Robert!











Boom Tish!


 Thanks again Robert!











Hmm who knows???

Thanks yet again Robert!










Nowhere near!













Well done - now get down!











Tibbles thinks pampering can be overdone!











Would you pay to have this framed???











Photobombed by Tibbles











Get out the cheese grater!











Is this treatment or murder???












It gets worse with age!!!











What is the collective pronoun for Lamborghinis?
A Bastard perhaps???












Wouldn't it be luverly!











Tibbles surrounded by weirdness!











I have absolutely no idea what's going on here!












Too many guns in America!
( They're even making them into post boxes!)











Aaaaah!











Tonight's Great Truth!











It's a trap!!!













Don't fall for it Tibbles!











One of those stupid electric cars for kids! Why can't they pedal them?












Just saying!











Well - I hadn't really thought about it like that!!!












Well done son, you've just made your car worth nothing!!!











Give us a tune then!
(Handel's Water Music perhaps?)









Another Great Truth!






In the only place that the sun can shine - Mother Nature prevails!












If only!












For the Boys!

Some very substantial Balcons tonight chaps!



























She's ambivalent about Balcons!











Robot man however approves!











Harwich Weather for Monday

Breezy conditions with outbreaks of locally heavy rain will move east during the morning, with sunny spells and the odd shower following from the west. Feeling fresher than of late.

Temperature: 18°C (Inland) and 18°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 16 miles per hour, gusting to 36 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:47

Sunset: 18:50

Moonrise: 21:00

Moonset: 12:48

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.