Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today it rained on and off, we had help from the youngsters to move a heavy tree from the back to the front of the house, no sooner had we started, than the Heavens opened and we were soaked to the skin! The tree did however arrive safely at the front of the house! Pictures tonight were a bit thin on the ground, but I always go for quality over quantity! Enjoy!

Now for something completely different!

Agreed!

Thanks Robert!

And the writer is............!

Harvey is a biker!

He lives in a rough area!

Look of doubt!

Santa's on holiday!

Now there's an idea!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

All good!!!

All better now - good as new!

Mff Mff Mff!

The beard's a bit of a give away!

How much did you say???

Just resting!

The downside of the massive growth in drones!

Maths not your best subject?

My cod - what a fish!!!

You want some???

Retribution!

Thanks Klaus!

He knows what he wants!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloud building again through the morning, with the odd shower possible. These mainly inland, with many eastern districts staying drier and sunnier. Rather cool with light winds. 

Temperature: 15C (Inland) and 16°C (Coastal)

Winds: south 6 miles per hour, gusting to 17 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:46

Sunset: 21:03

Moonrise: 04:13

Moonset: 20:19

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Had a boat trip with number 2 Son this morning, we had a little cruise in the bay, then went to anchor for lunch and back again. My happy place! PM pottered in the garden, somewhat unproductively, hope for better things in the morning. Now for more pictures, I very much hope that you like them!

Here is a happy small fluffy dog!

Turn your sound up - and ROCK!

He was definitely p*ssed!

Thanks Robert!

Oh! No! They've kidnapped Bender!!!

Joke 1

Wisdom from Terry!

Boys Beware!

Never seen this before!

Joke 2

Sand art on steroids!

Novel planters!

It's called "Blending in"!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Another Juxtaposition.............I hope!

Versatile little devils!

And yes that is a hot dog!

Shite Hawks - pure evil!

Things never turn out how we think they will!

This architect must have been stoned when he designed this!

Although he was late for a meeting at the Ministry of Magic, 

things were jumping down at the crazy Horse Saloon!

More cuddly chums!

Thanks Klaus!

Forceful Ladies!

To which Rupert said.........

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cooler, cloudier and breezier, with an increased risk of showers. Some parts staying dry however, with occasional brighter or sunny spells remaining likely.

Temperature: 14C (Inland) and 15°C (Coastal)

Winds: north 10 miles per hour, gusting to 22 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:46

Sunset: 21:02

Moonrise: 03:56

Moonset: 19:05

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a sunny day but windy. I worked on the boat in the morning, and walked after lunch, then we pottered in the garden for a while. Now I have dredged up just a few more "Little Gems" just for your amusement!

We all know people who aren't the sharpest tool in the box - 

well the same goes for animals too!

If you like Schmalzy - I can give you Schmalz!

Thanks Klaus!

I does light up!!!

Thanks Derek!

Ha Ha Love it!

Thanks John!

The next 4 are from Robert!

Thanks Robert!

Defined as a work event!

Boom Boom!

You have been warned!

Behind you!!!

You have trained in Home office, what can you do now?

Thanks Klaus!

Shades of Wiley Coyote!

The old meme guy is back

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

That's the bit that itches!

Careful how you pick up a banana!

Not much to say here!

Well I never !

This is just the foreplay!

Is there a collective pronoun for a collection of toilets?

Man carrying drone!

Hurrah! - Applause! The Supreme Leader made the screen go black!

Isn't he a tit!

They always find the best spot!

At Walmart when you thought that you had seen everything.............!

Tonight's caption competition!

The weather man's dog steals the show!

Some people have far too much time on their hands!

When you've stolen all the picnics - you just have to sleep it off!

Now that is really different!

I like this form of transport!

(Ah - it's a burger bar!)

He told him!

So Budgie did just that!!!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another dry and bright day with sunny spells. Perhaps a little more cloud than Friday, but still feeling warm in the sunshine, although temperatures near average. 

Temperature: 17C (Inland) and 17°C (Coastal)

Winds: north 9 miles per hour, gusting to 20 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:48

Sunset: 21:01

Moonrise: 03:42

Moonset: 17:52

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.