Saturday, 5 January 2013

Funnies for the Weekend

Dear Family & Friends, Dull here today, need some sun! I will try to brighten things up with some pictorial fun.....

1.  Clever time lapse of "The City of Light" - Paris

2.  Her name is Tal and she plays - Electric Bass

3.  Cool cover version of "I knew you were trouble" - A La Capella


Cool Idea

Thanks Jeanette

It is either a very small arm or -

Today's caption Competition

The Golden Years

I was driving along when - er!

No new Jokes in so here
are a couple I found...

The Greek government is in such trouble they’ve halted production of hummus & taramasalata. Yes, it’s a double dip recession.

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s when they struck up a conversation. The black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said,
” So why are you here ? ”
The yellow Lab replied, “I’m a pisser. I piss on everything….the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner’s bed.”
The black Lab said, “So what’s the vet going to do?”
“Gonna cut my nuts off “came the reply from the yellow Lab. “They reckon it’ll calm me down.”
The Yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab and asked “why are you here? ”
The black Lab said, “I’m a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I’m inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners’ couch.”
“So what are they going to do to you?” the yellow Lab inquired.
“Looks like I’m losing my nuts too,” the dejected black Lab said.
The black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, “Why are you here?”
“I’m a humper,” said the Great Dane. “I’ll hump anything. I’ll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn’t help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away.”
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, “So, it’s nuts off for you too, huh?”
The Great Dane said, “No, apparently I’m here to get my nails clipped.”

Thanks so much for your continued support!



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