Sunday, 25 May 2014

Dear Family and Friends, After earning my salt with some little household chores, I now have the consent of the Domestic Goddess to do my Funny blog......as per below...

Thanks Lihi ! (Israel)


English is tough!

Dear Lord!......

I want one!

One of the coolest dudes on the planet


That's me!
(It's a lie - I never was!)

Wrong - they do!

Mona? Is that you?

The history of the Pop Tart!

Once a KGB man always a KGB man!

A friend is sending Lithuanian Jokes - 
as an experiment here's one...

Nusipirko žmogus mašiną. Ir, kad jos niekas nepavogtų jis padėjo lapelį su užrašu "NEVOK" : Arnold Schwarzenegger . Kitą dieną žmogus neberado savo mašinos, o šalimais gulėjo lapelis "PAGAUK" : Michael Schumacher.
translated means...
A man bought a machine. And so that no one would steal it, he left a note on it saying "DO NOT STEAL": Arnold Schwarzenegger". The next day the machine was gone, next to where the machine had stood lay a note "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN": Michael Schumacher.

 Thanks Rita!

Meet Chloe Bruce - nuff said
Thanks Timo ! (Germany)

Harwich Weather for Monday

Bank Holiday Monday
Most places start dry with some bright or sunny conditions. Showers are expected to arrive from the South and East late morning, perhaps becoming heavier and merging into longer spells of rain late in the day. Still rather warm, especially in any lengthy sunshine. Light North-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-4 mm | Sunrise: 4.51 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!



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