Monday, 30 June 2014

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy people today, the Domestic Goddess was painting the back wall, while I was out helping folks with their badly behaved computers. Back home now to throw together another masterpiece - just for you!

Thanks Geoff!

Ever see a walking car? - Must be Russia!


Whack it in son!

He thought he looked really cool - until the sun went down!

Only in Russia!

The plate says it all!

Know the feeling!

Er...they're what ????

Chinook to the rescue!

This Hubble picture is amazing!
These aren't stars they are Galaxies, the furthest 
taking us back almost to the time of the Big Bang!

That just about covers everything...

Cousin's slogans - again!

Joke Central

Thanks Chaps!

Oh Naughty Henry!

                         Harwich Weather for Tuesday

It will be a mostly fine and dry day with light winds and warm sunny spells for all areas. Some cloud will build during the afternoon, thinning again by evening. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.44 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
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Saturday, 28 June 2014

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had thunderstorms this afternoon and 20mm rain, so it was an indoors sort of day today. Now for more of the sort of stuff that I hope you will enjoy!...

Check yourself out boys!


Gull wing doors

A bit like the tree...


I’m off to Specsavers for my appointment. By the way

you haven't shaved very well and your tie is crooked!

The cousins and their slogans!


Another instance of failure to remove all the idiots....

Deep Philosophy

No comment!

The "I don't know how this got in here" selfie

Another "I don't know how this got in here" selfie!!!

Joke Central

Ready to set your teeth on edge? - I like the sound actually!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Apart from isolated afternoon showers, most places will see prolonged spells of strong summer sunshine and it will feel pleasantly warm in light Northerly winds. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 4.43 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

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Friday, 27 June 2014

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was showery here today which curtailed outside work. So I was able to scout round for a bit more stuff for your weekend entertainment...

The Minions give us their take on the World Cup!


One man Burger Bar

Can we have our ball back?

Yes guys these are Russian police persons!

Only the Cousins could invent this!

Overweight? Soon will be!

What's the collective pronoun for Minions?

Disabled biker.....what a good idea!

It's the same for all servers!

Only in Oxfordshire!!!

Oh! And is that a twig up his bottom?


John's Joke

Derek's Joke
Thanks chaps!

This is a hoot! You'll never guess where this is!

Thanks Melanie!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Early mist and fog clearing with prolonged spells of sunshine expected throughout the morning and early afternoon. A scattering of showers, locally thundery will develop in places by evening. Gentle South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-6 mm | Sunrise: 4.42 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks to Essexweather.com !


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Thursday, 26 June 2014

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The Weekend is just around the corner, I hope that your's will be a good one. I found a few things for you....

After Brazil - it was bound to happen!

Thanks Maggie!

Thanks Derek!

I think they're called "Funny cars"


Oh you noticed my desk!

People of Walmart (In high heels!)


Spent $2000 on a skin - the result - Total Tackiness!

Must be Granny's car!

Unfortunate placement of a shoe!

Then and now!

Hmm - figures

Now this is special...From our friend Elna in South Africa
One of the best - I nearly fell off the chair!
Thank you Elna!!!

Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, Honey you were right all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. What do you mean? asked his wife. Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in............... Don't just keep it, share it along...

Joke Central

Thanks Guys!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A cool and mainly cloudy day with outbreaks of showery rain at times. Some of the showers could be heavy during the afternoon with a risk of hail and thundery downpours. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 65 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 4.41 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
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Wednesday, 25 June 2014

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry we're early today, because I am out with the boys tonight......Thai restaurant.....the Curry beckons! Here are your bits and bobs..

Canadair damps down a burning truck!
Thanks Klaus!


Clever scam!

Yeah! Right!

This is great - I guess it's a paintball gun!

I suppose this is a bank...

That Inception face

Weird - but topical!

Nice legs boys!

Cruel but understandable

Meet the Sellotape Selfie!

Best feeling!

Tally Ho! When to we go?

Joke Central

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Another decent day with sunny spells. However, more cloud than of late may produce the odd isolated shower towards evening. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.41 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continued support!