Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, A new week is upon us, what will it bring? Nobody knows - maybe it's just as well!

Here are your Funny Rations for today...

Get a man into the kitchen and he will find a way!

Thanks Derek!

This garment is dying out but.....

When they put electric doors in did the nesting swallows get in and out?

Cool Engineering!

Gallery

Don't stop caring!

Poetry!

I wonder where they went on holiday!

Most dangerous Selfie on the Planet

Philosophical thought for the day

Another smart slogan from the cousins

Royal face swap - notice the difference?

Oh! It's for the dog - Sorry!

 (It's Old Git...)

Smart Old Git!

Thanks Michelle (SA)

She did let 'em out!

Thanks Nick (USA)

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Deon's Joke 1

Deon's Joke 2

Geoff's Joke

Derek's Joke 2

Gloria's Joke

Thanks very much to you all - as ever!

Thanks John M!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Early mist clearing to leave a dry and sunny morning. Isolated heavy showers may develop through the afternoon, however most areas should stay dry and warm until dusk. Gentle South-Westerly winds and maximum temperatures of 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.44 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.