Saturday, 7 November 2015

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Thanks to you we just passed 153,000 hits on the blog! Today was again moist in Little Old Harwich - but that makes England green! I hope that your Weekend is going well, It's noisy here - loads of Firework parties!

This retired guy sits around the house all day doing nothing.
Wife says, “You could do something useful like vacuum the house once a week?”
The guy gives it a moment’s thought, then says, “Sure why not, show me the vacuum cleaner.”
Half an hour later the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.
Wife says, “I didn’t hear the vacuum cleaner work. I thought you were using it?”
The exasperated man replies, “The bloody thing is broken. It won’t start.  We’ve got to buy a new one.”
“Really?” she says, “Show me because it worked fine the last time I used it.”
So he did……….

Thanks John!

This makes me feel quite ill!

Thanks Jamie

The Cousins need to be taught these things!

Tee Hee!

Yes! You do have to be very careful where you leave the Superglue!

Tough Policeman

Agressive way to sell backpacks!

Clever Travel Ad!

Having been married into a German Family for 47 years - I still don't get this stuff!

Canada Fair!

You have to be a Trekkie to get this!

You Bl**dy do as you are told!

It's Autumn and most of the leaves are down - 
this exception seems to be due to the warmth from the streetlight!

This appears to be a wonderful invention!
However I read a few diving experts' comments
and seems less believeable!

Answer it then!

Thanks Chaps!

A little piece of Oriental silliness!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Mainly dry with some early brightness in places. Cloud will quickly thicken and winds strengthen, perhaps with some brief spells of drizzle in places. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!



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