}

Monday, 29 May 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We are back. The guests go home tomorrow and I have taken a minute of quiet time to dig up a few more funny bits and pieces for your amusement...







I hope that they were stationary!












Beer Goggles


Thanks Klaus!








Some people are never satisfied!











Not nice - but still funny!













Steve Martin in full cry!












They're not out yet, but just a matter of time!













Great Review!











Engrish, bad, but getting even worse!














On his first camping holiday their son contemplates the Universe and Everything!












The Smart Phone generation!












His wife told him it was her Fidget Spinner.............Ha!












Hmmm! Maybe - or is this fake news?












Love the cousins' slogans!












It says "Toilet paper of the future!"

Thanks Klaus!










I'm not sure about this!










John's Joke
Thanks John!








People skittles











Ta Da!









Harwich Weather for Tuesday!



Mainly dry with warm sunny spells. Isolated showers are expected during the afternoon as cloud increases for a time. Light or moderate Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 21 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com






Harwich Weather Now









Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday, 23 May 2017

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another busy day in our house today, visitors arrive tomorrow for a week, so stores to get, last minute tidying etc. So maybe not many Funnies in the coming days, I will fit one in if we get time. Meanwhile here's tonight's episode....






Yes you can buy pink pinapples!










Mega Whoops!












Don't believe him!











The "Other Woman" perhaps?












They shall not have my lunch!!!













A likely tale
(One of the  90% I guess!)












Meet Andre the Giant!












The Devil Bridge Germany












Very uninspiring Yoga Mat!












It is called "The Beer Towel"!













It's not only young kids........











A few days ago Ringlings (Originally Barnums) held their very last Circus night!









A septic truck implodes, showing the immense power of air pressure......15lbs per sq inch!









Parkour - par excellence!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday


Low cloud will gradually clear to leave a dry day with periods of strong sunshine. Feeling warm once again in light winds. Maximum temperature 23 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com




Harwich Weather Now











Thanks for your support! - See you again next week


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 22 May 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today I fiddled with the electrics on the boat with the help of Michael who is an electrical whizz. Most things now work. Back home, the warm sun has gone and it is chilling off. So time to scurry around to collect more pictorial fun - just for you!







Toilet wall philosophy









He wakes up - and makes some moves!


Thanks Klaus!










She bought him a pressure washer for their anniversary - here's his response!










His Dad baulked at a walker, so his Son faked a "Sports version" - that worked!











The shadow of this container ship looks like a city skyline!












Pardon?











What a way to go!











In this Dublin pub this is often the norm!











He looked OK until they opened the window!












He felt OK until he looked in the hotel mirror!










Justin Trudeau jogs through a wedding photoshoot!













This Krispy Kreme stand is made to look like an open donut box!












His gear shift is made from Grandma's prosthetic femur (she had already passed BTW)












Revenge!












After the joy of her first pay cheque - she suddenly discovers
 income tax deducted at source!!!












Three kids' shadows look like a smiling cat!











Lucky shot of storm in Tulsa Oklahoma










Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Arm wrestling with a twist!



Thanks again Klaus!









Yeah! OK - you're good!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday



Dry and sunny with variable cloud. Feeling warm with a light Westerly breeze. High UV levels from mid-morning. Maximum temperature 22 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now










Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday, 21 May 2017

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another pleasant day in Harwich. A bit breezy but plenty of sun. Busy doing odd jobs outside most of the day, now inside as the evening chills off. Note to self....find new funny stuff for my ever increasing audience worldwide.






Sunrise at Picture Lake Washington










The great Fry seems to be in love with a horse!











Here in the UK we use DD-MM-YYYY













His claim to fame - he shook hands with Barak Obama, - or is it???













This is Danielle Fishel from some US soap opera.......who cares eh boys?













On the other hand here we see a pair of Redneck women on garden chairs,
and kids with no seatbelts waiting to remove themselves from the gene pool!













When this card was made, maybe 40 years ago the comments were quite innocent.
Not so now!!













These girls kiss at an anti Gay meeting in Marseille,
came to be known as the "Marseille kiss"












If you're an IT girl, you may not have many girl friends, so for the party
she invited the boys from work!













Today's caption competition - what's going on here?












The world's shortest border bridge, on the left Spain, on the right Portugal










Things are not always as they seem!









Must be Australia!










Harwich Weather for Monday



After a bright and sunny start, cloud will tend to increase for a time during the day, but it will remain dry and warm. Maximum temperature 21 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com




Harwich Weather Now










Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.