Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another busy day Chez the Old Gits, shopping and then gardening. I fought an old Dell I will win in the end!.....Now it's time for your very own personal - Barrel of Fun!

Art from a pile of junk

Busking in - South Korea?

Only in Russia - driving on thin ice!

One to tell in the bar later!

Gallery

Just a bit too much ketchup for realism!

Not much to say here - Ladies this one's for you~!

Yes they are staring and yes it's true

Commonwealth Games patrons

Thanks Bill!

Camelobike

The Cousins are at it again "Clipings" ???

And this Ladies and Gents is why we have so many 24 hour news channels!

Philosophical thought of the day

Not sure what's going on here - but it looks like fun!

Meanwhile yesterday at Eastbourne......

The Rednecks have security taped!

Jokes

Arthur's Joke

Gloria's Joke

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

A few Lithuanian Jokes

Thanks Rita!

It's OK I will save you!

Harwich Weather for Friday

The risk of a few light showers developing during the afternoon, however most places will enjoy another dry and warm day with plenty of strong sunshine. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.21 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your support - as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another warm day today, with great joy I went to the local Recycling (posh name for the Dump!) Fixed one laptop and then collapsed on the sofa for most of the PM!

Memories of our ill spent youth! Thanks Derek!

Gallery

Not much to say here!

Oh yes! Nostalgia for the old Soviet time where

 everything was done by a committee!

Remember this? Schoolboy trick with a calculator -

Maybe she hasn't noticed yet!

Remember her?

She's still at it!

Maybe you would need this - I certainly do!

Oh dear the cousins still struggle with grammar!

From the Sublime - to the Cor Blimey!!!

Must be an enormous bone!

Health and safety eat your heart out!!!

Sewage truck says it all!

Not a Joke but this is from Arthur aged 96 in Teneriffe

Thanks Arthur! Keep 'em coming!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A mainly fine and dry day once again with some good sunny spells, especially at first. Still feeling warm in the sunshine with relatively light winds. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.18 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com!

Late in, Thanks Maggie for this - couldn't resist!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for a New Week

Dear Family and Friends, So we are back from scorching Dorset, after a wonderful week! My apologies to my kind subscribers who keep me going with material, your efforts have been so prolific over the past week, there is no way that I will be able to catch up! Please keep 'em coming though!

Meet Loca!

Waaaaaaaaah!

Gallery

There's a message here!

If they got rid of all the idiots  etc etc........

I know nothing about football but this seemed topical!

Thanks Gloria!

If they got rid   etc etc....

Now I have no hangups about girls with hairy legs!

But - like my beard, they're meant to be there eh?

And Ditto - is there a trend starting????

Tee Hee!

Thanks Martin!

Sorry a bit sacreligeous!

Ah! The Germans - forever practical!!!

Yes he did put one of those annoying cards though the door I bet he never even knocked!

Joke Central

Gloria's Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Arthur's Joke

Bill's Joke

Derek's Joke 2

Arthur's Joke 2

Thanks very much all!

Now I don't think that this is my daughter-in-law......but....

Thanks Keren!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry, bright and very warm with lengthy spells of strong sunshine throughout the morning and early afternoon. High cloud tending to increase by late afternoon turning the sunshine hazy. Maximum temperature 24 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.16 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essexweather.com ! Thanks to you all we just passed 84,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, sorry done in haste today, it's a bit scrappy, but I'm short of time. We start our little Staycation tomorrow so no Funnies until a week's time, I hope that you'll be waiting when we reurn!

Pets interrupting yoga - nothing more to say!

Stick a camera on an RC plane and you get.........

More silliness - golfers trying to hit clay pigeons!

The old Mentoes and Coke thing taken to a new level

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A great job cost a fortune - still looks naff!

Craptop

Guess the brand???

Hippoptamus - water horse!

Sadistic bastard!

It's classic

Back to the Future - or past!

Nothing to say here

This kid will go far!

Nicely turned ankle!

Photobomb 736

The cousins love their slogans

Er........

Er....2

Student breakfast

A lesson to avoid "Very"

Do it with style

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

The force isn't too strong tonight

Harwich Weather for Monday

A mostly dry and warm day with lengthy spells of strong sunshine. Light North-Westerly winds and temperatures reaching afternoon highs of 24 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.05 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you we are about to pass

83,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.