Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had monsoon rains early this morning! Fortunately it didn't last too long and the rest of the day was tolerable. Sorry ladies but it's Boy's night in tonight...see below.

This is old but a classic! I love it!

If you show off - it will in my own experience - bite you!

Gallery

Your Vitamix is bust - the Rednecks have the remedy!

Not quite the result that was intended

Yes this much!

Hope you have indegestion...

Thanks Gloria!

Reply to his cousin's wedding reception...

Little wonder many of  the Cousins are overweight!

It's a Unicorn! - Oh no it's a seal with a tracker

We've all felt like this!

Just to enhance my in flight experience....

Natural Selection is about to take place!!!

Derek's Joke

Geoff's Joke
Thanks chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

Three rules to keep healthy teeth: 1 twice a day to brush your teeth. 
2 twice a year visit to the dentist. 
3 Do not put the nose where it does not need to go! ...

Thanks Rita!

Warning.....this is

Boy's Night In

Enjoy!

Thanks Bill for this - it's a scream!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A dull start with patches of mist first thing. As brighter conditions develop late morning and into the afternoon, the small risk of a heavy shower. Feeling much warmer, especially in any lengthy spells of sunshine. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 25 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 4.54 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.