Dear Family and Friends, Hot again today, too hot for work! It will all end in tears we expect heavy thunderstorms tonight! Apologies, yesterday I said that it was our 630th edition, it was actually our 680th!

The brain is definitely going.... now for the more important business of the evening..

For petrolheads everywhere - the world's fastest police cars

Thanks Bill!

Tee Hee two guys lip sync their aunts having a conversation!

Adam has fun with gas!

Thanks Janet for this - another H & P classic!

Gallery

Hey Bert - they just took off!

Haaappy!

Stephen is making pork pies - They aren't kosher you know!

May need another coat on there bud!

This from Prof Brian Cox...

I think they got it wrong, but somehow it is so right!

Are you........?

If they swapped Earth with Saturn.....

Japanese Snow Monkey - Tweeting...

Loo's clogged again!

The eternal mystery - why?

Joke Central

Bills Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

How do the unemployed differ from public servants? 

The unemployed have previously worked.

Thanks Rita!

Even more wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another very warm, perhaps hot day is expected with a mixture of sunny spells and heavy, locally severe thunderstorms. The ongoing risk of torrential downpours and large hail. Maximum temperature 26 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Lightning Risk: High | Sunrise: 5.02 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.