Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It rained all day today, which is unusual for us here on the East coast. The wonderful thing about English weather is that you never know what you're going to get! We had a hospital visit - no worries, just routine, but it dragged on a bit with x-rays and so on, and I fixed an iMac which is quite a rare occurance. Now for more of my usual concoction of odd and unusual quelques choses...

This is called Machine Civilisation - so there!

Only in Russia, this is a bit slow to start, but then it goes - crazy

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My wife is the oldest of 3 sisters, her young sister sent this!

Thanks Mags!





I told you that the Cousins can't spell -
this teacher is teasing the kids, but you get the idea....

The caption precedes the picture by a lot of years!

He lost the ball in the "Grass" !!!

Thanks Jeanette!

How to scare the hell out of your wife or husband!

I think that I may have to pay for putting this one in!

Every house in the Western Hemisphere has one of these...

Now that's a headline!

Here's a clever way to tidy your cables!

Harvester is thirsty!

Thanks Reg!

I understand that is now de rigeur to make references to "The Lady Garden" !!!

Classical Drama

From ladies' bits to blasphemy - anything goes tonight!

We can discuss this too!  :-)

Breast feeding too!

This guy has it absolutely made!

Never kiss a fish! - You don't know where he's been!

How about a little treat

It is fashionable to put English logos on clothing, but they have no idea what it means!

Try this for size...

Oh! Look - a Friesian...............sheep?

The Health Inspector called and told her that everything had to be labelled,

the inspector asked what was in that, she said nothing so she labelled it anyway...

Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

An interesting guide to the size of Planets and Stars........mind boggling!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Any lingering cloud and patchy rain should clear by mid morning. Gradually becoming brighter with some sunshine for the afternoon. It will be much warmer. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.