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Thursday, 28 February 2019

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was chilly and showery today. I helped a friend with a broken Skype, and scuttled back indoors. I have now found you a few more titbits which I hope will make you laugh!








The Hippo bit comes later!















More Jethro - you need to learn Cornish for this!














Kurt Cobain's Air Guitar!














Money makes you miserable but at least you're miserable in comfort!














He shares his birthday with his Great Grandmother - he's 19 she's 100!














71 people found this helpful???












At least you've got sensible knickers ladies!













Romance? - Pah!














It's written in the stars!












They didn't tend this grave for a year or two!













RIP Duke!














The speed of light!


Thanks Derek!










This 400 year old Bonsai survived the bomb on Hiroshima!
















A bit kinky this!














His Mum had eye surgery - he said she looked like a pirate!















Still trying to find an appropriate caption for this!












This is where the Fairy Stories come from!












This is what happens if you leave your car next to a fire hydrant!













Eavesdropping truck!














Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!











Celebrating too soon!


Thanks Klaus!











Rocket powered racoon?












More Wisdom from the QI Elves









Harwich Weather for Friday


Early mist and fog patches will clear, but staying generally cloudy and dry with a few brighter intervals. Staying rather mild for time of year, but still cooler than recently.
Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South 9 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.




Wednesday, 27 February 2019

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I'm publishing early today, because I'm out with the boys tonight! Had a pleasant time at a garden centre today, we did not return empty handed! So I have been scratching around for a few more fun bits for your amusement....








In Russia, Police persons don't muck about!













Alice never gets them!


Thanks Derek, I couldn't find yours this is as near as I could get!

















Just a Llama on a train!













This is Astana in Kazakhstan















Lucky plant - not often that you're ogled by Groot!













It was a different time!













Vintage Seaside Naughty Postcards


Thanks Geoff H!











It says "120 Euros and 3 points - What can I do with the points? If you collect five points you can get a bike!"


Thanks Klaus!














Diesel Forbidden? -Ok I drive a Trabant!


Thanks again Klaus!












"Life can be so unfair!"

Thanks yet again Klaus!











No Hipsters!














More efficient!

 Thanks Mo!










A different angle...!













Your day may not go very well!













At the Oscars Ravi has a bow tie event - It's still wonky lad!













This lady's number didn't come up!

















Come on Boy - Walkies!













Here we go! No chance of a crash with me!












Harwich Weather for Thursday

A rather cloudier and noticeably cooler day. Showers are likely to develop for a time during the afternoon and evening, perhaps locally heavy with a low risk of thunder.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 23 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.








Tuesday, 26 February 2019

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another unbelievably warm sunny day today. We had to shop for food, and PM, watched "The Favourite" starring Olivia Coleman. Cleverly made, brilliantly acted, but rather weird! Now for more pictorial fun just for you!









Gravy? Really???













For no particular reason - Here's Chuck Berry!
















Offers Offers!













Wonderful - This blind mother to be was given a 3d print of her baby's ultrasound!












English humour!












He didn't like this schmalzy sign so he "repurposed" it!














Mark gets lines!











How very appropriate!













I am sure she wouldn't get away with that!















Ladies and Gentlemen you have really arrived in Merica!














Do you think Mr Malik has over run on his meter???













Absolutely!


Thanks Robert!













Tee Hee!


Thanks again Robert!














Boom Boom!


Thanks yet again Robert!












In Russia they have a jet powered train, but I fear that it isn't going to catch on!













Captain Jack has philosophy!


Thanks Susi!












Hmm! - Not sure!


Thanks again Susi!












Shrek's swamp birthday cake!












Interesting Drone Pictures!
Thanks Derek!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A chilly start with local fog patches clearing mid-morning. A dry and eventually mild day with light winds and lengthy periods.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C
Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 14 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com




As you can see I sometimes have problems with little spinners!


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.