Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Apologies for yesterday, but it was my monthly night out with the boys.A good time was had by all and after a good dinner we just about solved all the problems of the world! As I missed last night, to compensate you get a bumper edition tonight!

I'm a bit old to remember this, but it did happen!

This too is of my time!

Even the Air Force is panicking now!!!

Thanks Adrian!

Avoider!

Thanks Chris!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Derek!

Deal!!!

Thanks again Derek!

Awwwww! How sweet!

Thanks yet again Derek!

Humour!

Thanks even yet again Derek!

It is happening as I speak!

Thanks Geoff!

Danger!

Thanks Gloria!

Grammar Nazis!

Would one like to help out???

One way to get to work without petrol!

Thanks Jamie!

Mother's old fears!!!

Thanks Kay!

The next six are from Robert

Thanks Robert!

They're getting desperate!

They are coming Hurrah!

Stirring it!

Oh! Uncle Albert!

When I was alive! Ha Ha Ha!!!

Fences for free!

Don't you just hate it when that happens!

True love is eating together!

Meanwhile somewhere in Eastern Europe!

The bananas are right to be frightened! Polly is devouring them!

(No relation BTW!)

Meanwhile in the Andes the tourists are fraternising with the natives!

Headline - Giant snail devours truck!

Vasectomy celebration!

Whatever next???

Absolutely must be a Tom!

Reject!

(Hopefully!)

Finland is one of the most organised countries in the World!

Holy Sh*t!!!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Excellent idea, hide the ice creams at the bottom of the freezer!!!

They love their dog!

(He looks very smug about it!)

Not jump on the bed with your shoes on???

Too many guns in America!

They're even arming the Amish!

Very Warholesque!

Tonight's caption competition!

Sarcasm Luke!

This took a moment!!!

Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks Susi!

It's called the Deterrent!

Thanks to several of you!!!

Careful what you wish for!

Thanks Vic!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Penguin antics!

Thanks Klaus!

For the Boys

Sorry I'm not adding any Balcons tonight!.............

Oh! What's this?............

Harwich Weather for Friday

Early heavy rain should clear by midday but with a few showers following. Becoming largely dry and bright through the afternoon and evening. Feeling mild in sunny spells.

Temperature: 17°C (Inland) and 17°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 18 miles per hour, gusting to 36 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:54

Sunset: 18:40

Moonrise: 00:01

Moonset: 16:35

Thanks Essexweather.com

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http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another showery day. I was able to walk by the beach before the rain came, but later it poured. We had a pleasant afternoon with friends with tea and biscuits. Now home again to find for you some more fun stuff which I very much hope will entertain!

You can stick googly eyes on anything to make it look funny!

Some tricky chopping!

Thanks Klaus!

Boom Tish!

Thanks Geoff!

How to get money!

Thanks Robert!

She has a point!

Thanks again Robert!

Pete!

Thanks yet again Robert!

The Truth!

Thanks Derek!

Sleep walking!

Thanks even yet again Robert!

Next stage!

Crafty way to smuggle booze into an event!

This took a minute!

In Norway they have a roundabout in a tunnel!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

He told a joke and even the ostriches laughed!

Street art for kiddies!

Unusual landscape!

Wow that's a Barnet!

How about free fall chess???

This fox poses like the fox statue!

I really think that you didn't want to that!!!

How about a cool box igloo!

No It's not a wig!

Smart Tank!

Cool Hat!

Ghost Busters on a budget!

The owner's not looking - lets go lads!

Yum!

Room 308!

Thanks Vic!

For the Boys!

Some supercharged Balcons tonight!

He does not approve of Balcons!

Maybe he agrees but he's drunk anyway!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday!

A bright start to the day, however cloud and isolated showers will develop during the morning, though there will still be lengthy sunny spells, especially later.

Temperature: 15°C (Inland) and 16°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 15 miles per hour, gusting to 32 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:51

Sunset: 18:45

Moonrise: 22:11

Moonset: 14:57

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.