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Monday, 7 April 2014

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, So here's the new week, let's hope it is full of luck and opportunity. Your Funnies follow.....
Container ship whoops!
Thanks Bob!













Just chillin - this took me a minute!



Vlad - what will he think of next?



Seeing someone!



It is very possible that they will fall down - soon! 



Not in my lugholes you don't!



Love it!



Not going to happen........but...



Nothing to say here either!



Robins are stroppy little buggers!






Deon's Jokes

1  2
Thanks chap!




How to pick up a girl - the old fashioned way!




Harwich Weather for Tuesday



A breezy day with plenty of sunshine expected throughout. Small chance of a isolated afternoon shower passing through the district. Noticeably cooler with a maximum temperature of 13 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 35 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 6.17 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com!




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.





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Sunday, 6 April 2014

Funnies on this Sunday



Dear Family and Friends, We're home from our holiday in Denmark, fresh and ready for the fray! So here are more funny bits...

To my many contrubutors, a big thank yoy for your support! Sorry but I received a deluge of material during my absence, and there's no way that I can catch up, so please don't be too displeased with me if some of your stuff doesn't appear, but please keep sending!
Thanks!




Thanks Bill!


Thanks Barbara !




 Thought you could tango? This from Tonia in Russia




Pole dance Whoops!


A man after my own heart!



Animal





Stuck behind or being overtaken



Call him Satan!



Gesundheit!


Be proud!



Pure Irony!



Translated = April Fool's Day? We bugger you through the whole year!

Thanks Klaus!


He says " Pretty tyres? Pretty guns? Next I'll become a pansy!"

Thanks Bob G!





Thanks Klaus!





This from Martin, Useless Webpages



 Jokes from John
1  2  3


Harwich Weather for Monday



Cloudy, damp start with outbreaks of light rain and drizzle throughout the morning. Brighter conditions starting to develop around midday, spreading to all parts by afternoon. Fresh to strong South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-3 mm | Sunrise: 6.20 am
 Thanks to Essexweather.com!



Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.


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Sunday, 30 March 2014

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, This is the last Funnies for a few days. We are taking a break. Look out for us in a week's time. Meanwhile I had a few bits and bobs on file just for you...















Gallery



I find this deeply disturbing!



Nothing to say



Good neighbours



In Norway they have "Silly Walks" crossing signs!



A Russian child plays with bear
(I think the bear's dead!)



Yet another use for Ductape



Translation -
Girls in Winter have ants in their pants!



How's this for overkill packaging!






Let's play with - a Panther?






Jokes







Harwich Weather for Monday




Dry and bright with spells of hazy sunshine to start the new week. South-Easterly breeze lighter than recent days and feeling pleasantly warm. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.36 am
Thanks Essexweather.com !



Thanks for calling by! 

There is just a chance of a Danish style Funnies
next week..


Cheers!


Richard.
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Saturday, 29 March 2014

Funnies on Saturday



Dear Family and Friends, Not so busy today, just one callout. Time then to scan cyberspace for a bit more pictorial fun - just for you!











Non Kosher - but good enough to play for England!






Gallery




I tell them.....then I tell them - talk to yourself!



This says it all! Do we have faith in our Parliament?
Pass!



Poor Sarah! - She does ask for it though!



Psychological fact!



Nothing to say here!



Ha Ha - Never!



I don't really think that you need those Sunshine!



It was inevitable that this would happen at some time...



Dr Dog says..........



I feel so good about this!




Bill's Joke
Thanks Bill!





As it's Mothering Sunday tomorrow - this is for Mums everywhere.......get out the tissues!





Harwich Weather for Sunday
Another dry and warm day with prolonged spells of sunshine once early mist and fog patches lift. Brisk Easterly breeze continuing. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.38 am
Thanks Essexweather.com !




Thank you very much for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.



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Friday, 28 March 2014

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We were busy people in Harwich today, plus it was Helen's Birthday. Now I have tried to bring to you a few more items of fun!











Wow! - never had this when I was a surveyor!





Gallery





Can I scrub your back dear?



My kind of ad!



Now now girls - be nice!



Remember this? - You are B old then...



Could lead to a Llama Llama ding dong!



Hedgehogs are sweet cute little animals



The dreaded 404 error



Disgusted from Tunbridge Wells perhaps?



Cowboy's recipe for a happy life


Thanks Derek!


 One...two...three!







Joke Central

John's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

John's Joke 2




No wonder they have crashcams!
Thanks Klaus!





Meet tyhe Barkleys
Thanks Bill!





Harwich Weather for Saturday






The weekend will start dry and bright with lengthy spells of warm sunshine across the district. Feeling significantly warmer than recent days as winds turn South-Easterly. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.40 am
Thanks Essexweather.com !



Have a Great Weekend!


Cheers!


Richard.
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