Funnies for Thursday

Dear Family and Friends, It was a wet day in Harwich today, hopefully better tomorrow. Have been fighting a Danish laptop today, so far Old Git 0 - Laptop 1 !!!

I will throw it out of the window and get on with your Funnies....

This shower is occupied Mr Human!

At first I thought - Oh No! but keep watching...

This was a wonderful Whoops! Moment!

Even I would not dare to use this!

This is new! Photobombing in the buff1

Here's one of the nosey neighbours

Impossible dream!

Now this is not Funny, but totally inspiring!

Oh! Yes! - When I am feeling inadequate - which is often!

Ideal for the customers of Walmart...

We have all experienced this!

Look carefully, it's a girl in full body paint!

Thanks Bill!

BBC Breakfast Team just learned that there may be a film of Dad's Army!

Geoff's Joke

John's Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

After a very good start.....

Harwich Weather for Friday

A dry and bright morning with occasional sunshine. Most places will become overcast by lunchtime with largely cloudy skies prevailing for the afternoon and evening. Cooler with a strengthening North-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.27 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks as usual for taking the trouble to call in!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, How is it going? Well I hope, just a few more odds and ends which I hope might just raise a snigger!

Interesting - I wouldn't try this too often though!

This is weird - Bots playing music!

Crazy but true - a bit long but worth it!

My bed - no my bed!

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Beard Lollies? Why not!

Swordswallower - that's a bit of a mouthful!

The Wicked Goddess barbecues her favourite - Crocodile

 over hubby's burning golf clubs....bit of a story there then!

Russian lady soldiers off on holiday - wonder where they're off to...?

I wish I could have this sign in my front garden...

Mum and Dad Scam their son's Facebook Profile

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhh!

How to be an upper class little sh*t

The Cousins always have a good slogan!

Inverted snobbery Advert

John's Joke

Thanks John!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Low cloud and extensive mist will linger for a time, only slowly lifting to allow brighter conditions to develop late morning. Apart from a isolated shower, most parts of the district will enjoy a warm and sunny afternoon. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.31 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks th Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy old day in Harwich with computers flying in and out. Thankfully I'm on top again now, sooooo now for Funnies....

Thanks Klaus!

We may have seen this guy before - He's mad you know!

This one is fairly loopy too!

Each to his own - Watermelon cutting

Feeling seasick yet?

I'm not sure why I put this in...but it is clever - isn't it?

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Dedicated follower of fashion!

This transportation is cool but see below...

Hey Russian people you're going the wrong way...Walmart's over there!

More cool - Redneck Ferrari

But nobody is as cool as this guy! Check out the sun umbrella!

Or this chap - from Wien perhaps?

The Confessional

Cute socks...

Discovery

Can't see why...

Now I'm not going to be chauvinistic here but look at his expression!

Derek's Joke

Geoff's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Travel in groups

Thanks Pamela  (Holland)!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another cloudy start is expected with showery rain affecting many parts during the morning. The best of any bright or sunny weather reserved for the late afternoon and early evening. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.33 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  It's a bit different tonight, friends have sent quite a lot of pictorial stuff so I have dispensed with the clips...

Thanks Nick!

This took a minute...it's all Lego!

Thanks Matt C.

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At last! - Perpetual Motion!

Snow board snorkelling?

Nothing to say here!

He's dead Jim...

My Face

On his way to Walmart no doubt!

Thanks to George Takei - his words

Oh! Myyyyyyyy!

This is so bad - it might actually be good.

(Sorry Lord)

Man / Woman poem

Thanks Geoff!

Look carefully they're not that close together, but compare the size of an Airbus A380

 against a Boing 737 !

I love the dog's expression - he is really P***ed off!

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Thanks Bill !

Even More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Monday

Early mist and fog patches lifting to leave a fairly warm, bright day with a mixture of sunshine and showers. The chance of hail and thunder in any heavier afternoon showers. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 35 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 5.35 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com ! 

Thanks for calling in!
Edit... Late news - Thanks to you we just
 passed 70,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.