Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was showery, but mild. We had some laughs over the Eurovision Song Contest, which is reflected in a few pictures below....

          "Have a snickers"  "Why?" "Because you turn into a right Diva

 when you're hungry"

The guys really like the Polish milkmaid....why she was there - nobody knows!

Want to giggle? Then listen to this...

That Icelandic volcano - fly over it in a Helicopter?

 Why not?

New Japanese idea to extinguish fires

Not sure where this is going...

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Don't get lost now!

Mobile tip!

Nothing to say here...

Normal Ozi pragmatism!

Vlad speeds of to fix the Ukrainian elections

What did you see?

How the Royals would speak - if they were Geordies!

Thanks Geoff!

Watch your grammar!

Old Confucius again...

Joke Central

Dick's Joke

Geoff's Joke

Robert's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Although there may be a few brighter intervals to start the new working week, generally cool and cloudy conditions prevailing with rain or showers, some of which may be heavy and thundery. Winds becoming Westerly and slightly less gusty than recent days. Maximum temperature 15 deg. C (59 deg. F) Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 5.10 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  We are early today, because tonight we always watch the Debacle that is the Eurovision Song Contest! I have struggled to find good funny stuff, it was either totally filthy or banal, I hope that what I did dig up will suffice....

Busy in Quebec, another prank - the orange juice machine

Customer service in Japan - surprise

Golf or die - Gong shot!

As Richard tries to emulate Tom Daley - he suddenly realises that 

he isn't going to make the cut!

Vertigo is the wrong word - how about stupid!

Clever way to get a six pack - Fred - turn on the volts!

Legooo !!!

Nothing to say here

Health and Safety goes by the board again...

Hell I love Teenange Mutant Ninja Turtles!

I think that you are being chatted up!

Another Cone monster

or Highway workers with time on their hands!

Agricultural Minions - clever!

No rush dear!

Derek's Joke

Nice one Derek - Thanks!

Mother knows best in 3 minutes!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Sunshine and showers to end the weekend, once again these locally heavy with the risk of hail and thunder in parts of the district. South-Westerly winds remain strong, especially around any showers. Feeling cool with temperatures below average at 14 deg. C (57 deg. F) Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.12 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They said that it would rain,,, it didn't - quite a nice day actually. So I have delved and ferretted and, with the help of loyal friends, found a bit more pictorial fun.

Meet Graphene it may change your life sometime soon!

More fat animals this time - Meerkats

Our friends the Quebecois with yet anothe prank - Girl in Pink

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The power of advertising!

Guess it's a garage loo...

I'm scared to say this but.....

Thanks Gloria!

More Health and Safety issues...

Excuse the F word but is somehow seems appropriate in this case...

Could be!

Been there - often!

Uhura's facepalms

No there isn't - You tried didn't you !

Catwoman - surprise

Thanks Geoff!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Another from Quebec

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich weather for Saturday

A wet start to the weekend with heavy outbreaks of rain during the morning. Rain clearing to sunshine and blustery showers by midday, locally heavy with a risk of hail and thunder. South-Westerly winds strengthening once again. Maximum temperature 16 deg. C (61 deg. F) Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 7-11 mm | Sunrise: 5.13 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com ! 

Thanks for calling by!

Edit...thanks to you we just passed 72,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Wet, wet, wet.....most of the day, it is however very good for the weeds in the garden!

I offer a few more petits choses.....

The cool and funky Mr Woodcock

This project manager deserves a medal!

This is neat! Print onto wood with an inkjet

Grandpa is off to Walmart!

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Unfortunate placement of a sweater !

Lunch break on 25,000 volts!

The marching band show off their new uniforms...

Why is is that I always arrive first for breakfast?

The Cone Monster strikes again!

Freudian slips...

Hmm! I wonder what's under there...

Necessity is the mother etc

Give 'em a mike and......

I'll bet that thing is dead!

Deon's Joke

John's Joke
Thanks chaps!

That old joke about - if you got rid of all the idiots......

Even more wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Friday

A promising start with lengthy spells of sunshine throughout the morning. Increasing cloud amounts turning the sunshine hazy by midday with heavy, perhaps thundery showers developing for the afternoon and early evening. South-Westerly winds will strengthen once again with gusts up to 30 miles per hour in places. Maximum temperature 17 deg. C (62 deg. F) Rainfall Risk: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.15 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com ! 

Thanks for coming back!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was Garden Centre day today, so home, weary, tired feet, but as ever I will do my best to dig up some amusement for you all!....

Not new but worth running again,
James removes his wiggly tooth with......a rocket!

William Tell eat your heart out!

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This happened last weekend in Bristol - giant water slide

That's done - I'm off!

It's sacrilege.... but still it's funny!

Mafia Wars

New theme - next 5 pictures "Nothing to say here!"

Just the right place and right time!

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Geoff's Joke

Derek's Joke

Thanks chaps!

A nun's story..

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A largely cloudy day with outbreaks of rain spreading to all parts of the district through the day. Limited sunshine amounts and cooler than of late in freshening South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-5 mm | Sunrise: 5.17 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your support as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.