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Friday, 16 May 2014

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, The joys of Ikea were sampled today....pushing an elderly neigbour in a wheelchair....the reward.....Swedish meatballs and chips - heaven! Here are your Funny rations -









The old mirror trick
Old Fonz v/s Young Fonz
(The Great Henry Winkler)




Gallery



It must be his!



He's dead Jim!



Marj speaks the truth!



Cop joins the carnival atmosphere



Google is or can be your friend!



Clever SAAB owner



Waffled cat



Cle - ver!



The young man offered me a fruity snog - so I accepted!

Thanks Stephen Fry!


Not what you might think - 
It's an empty space suit!

Thanks NASA





Thanks Geoff !





Meanwhile again in Quebec
Thanks Klaus!





Harwich Weather for Saturday




Temperatures quickly rising through the morning under sunny skies. High cloud developing during the afternoon turning the sunshine hazy at times. Very warm in light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.03 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !




Thank you for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.



Thursday, 15 May 2014

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, More garage painting today in warm sunshine! Thank goodness it's finished, so among the lingering paint fumes up my nose, I am trying to get this blog up to speed!












I have a feeling this is in Holland


See this small boy.....






Oh! There he is again!



Hi speed photo of a helicopter taking off



What the biblical Dickins is going on here?



Just take the bl**dy photo!



Our secret agent is embedded among the enemy ...



This is silly - but might just happen!



We're multi lingual you know



Unfortunate placement of feet - or not....



Mr Cool!





Joke Central



Dick's Joke
Thanks Chaps!





Take a lawnmower ,shoehorn in a motorbike engine and wooooooooah!
Thanks Phil




Harwich Weather for Friday (is it Friday already?)




Becoming very warm through the course of the day with lengthy spells of sunshine. Sunshine may turn hazy mid-afternoon as high-cloud develops. Light to moderate South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.04 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !




Huzzah! Thanks to you we just pased 73,000 hits!


Cheers!


Richard.








Wednesday, 14 May 2014



Dear Family and Friends, After a day of sanding and painting our garage, with a runny nose - I bring you my best efforts to amuse.....enjoy!





I love this, a cruise liner visiting Hamburg plays "Seven nations army" on her fog horns!
Thanks Marco!











Alien abduction - it's true folks!




Gallery



Great balls of Fire!



Even Grandpa had moments of cool!



The legend lives on
(Or the Austrians are cashing in !)



Yup your fence is indeed superior!



Machu Pichu - or the Llama Sutra!



Drawing a cat by numbers...



On behalf of propriety - no way!



Deep fried Mars bars? - Rubbish - how about Deep fried Kit Kat Pizza!!!



Kayaking Whoops!



This is called the Naked Man Orchid

Thanks Bill!









The Quebecois are at it again!

Thanks Klaus!




Harwich Weather for Thursday




Mist and fog soon lifting to leave a warm and sunny day with temperatures finally recovering to near-normal values for the time of year. Light to moderate North-Easterly winds and afternoon highs of 17 deg. C (62 deg. F)
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.05 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.














Tuesday, 13 May 2014

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Hope all is going well for you all. More of the same from the Funnybin, which is just for you!














Gallery



Of course he wasn't!



Only the garden hose - silly!



Quite so dearie...



Oh! Dear - not again!



Granny wows 'em at the carnival on her scooter...



Inspirational thought for today



Self analysis



The Cousins - never short of a good slogan!



Best photobomb for ages!



Yup - I'm with you on this Will!





Thanks Derek!




Those Quebecois jokers again
Thanks Klaus!




Harwich Weather for Wednesday





A mostly dry and bright day with lengthy spells of warm sunshine expected. The small risk of a isolated afternoon shower passing through on a North-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 16 deg. C (61 deg. F)
Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.07 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)
Thanks to Essexweather.com !




 
Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 12 May 2014

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Showers, then showers - soggy day here. Being indoors it gave me time to delve into the funny mine and drag up a few more bits and bobs - just for you!












I wonder why he's jumping lanes................Oh!




Gallery



I want one!



Rather good idea!

Thanks Deganit (Israel)


Pleased to see me?



Do do do do...........Do do do do.......



Lifesavers - Ha Ha!

\
Thanks Sandra!


Earth - Please swallow me up!



Do you think he was putting in or taking out?



Another great truth!



Er.....now what have you been up to? Oh! Nothing........I see!



We've all been here!




Thanks Dick!




This is in German - but you will understand...
Thanks Carolina! (Brazil)





More from Quebec
Thanks Klaus!




Harwich Weather for Tuesday



Another day of sunshine and showers, heavy and thundery by the afternoon. In light North-Westerly winds, it will start to feel much warmer than of late. Maximum temperature 14 deg. C (57 deg. F)
Rainfall Risk: 50 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-5 mm | Sunrise: 5.09 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !





Thanks for calling in!


Cheers!


Richard.