Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had 40mm rain in the last 24 hours.....moist I think is the word! Now I ferretted and fumbled and at last came up with - this lot!

Please enjoy!

They call it a watch I think it's called an orrery...

You could call this "Whittle while you work!"

A baby sings and plays the blues!

"It is a sad trait of human nature that we laugh at other people's misfortune"

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Nobody on the planet is as cool as this guy!

Fishy hotel - just got to be Japan!

A very long fox cub!

Something is slightly amiss here...

Er not much to say here!

Absolutely nothing to say here!

Safety message!

Thanks Robert 

Prehistoric!

Thanks Robert - again!

Get rid of 'em and more will appear!

Can't guess who?

Jokes

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Spoilsport!

Harwich weather for Friday

Starting dry with some bright or sunny intervals, however scattered showers will develop by afternoon. Remaining warm in light South to South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 4.55 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Hooray! Thanks to you we just passed 74,000 hits!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a quieter day in Harwich today, we had visitors and lunched out. Then tea and cakes at home, which left just a little time to create an assemblage of pictorial fun - for you!

This is why Jack Nicklaus is a golf legend

Sorry but I am a sucker for a guitar solo!

Wow! How Baltimore is cleaning it's harbour!

Transformer for the kiddies

Silly but very clever - scribbled iPhone

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The Milky Way as seen from Mars

Boys will be boys

Oldies day out!

What you can become

Albert and the big order

Reassuring to know!

English date - v/s US date - can that be logical?

The shrubbery is pleased to see you!

I hope that's empty!

I really want one! (but not the operating system!)

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Thanks Derek!



Humour from Russia

Thanks Klaus!

This is only an ad, but a product that we use often at home! (I don't represent this company!)

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Any lingering cloud and rain soon clearing to brighter conditions and it will feel rather warm in spells of sunshine. Into the afternoon, sharp showers develop quite widely with hail and thunder possible. Strengthening Southerly winds with the occasional gust up to 30 miles per hour. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 55 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-3 mm | Sunrise: 4.56 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, helped our elderly neighbour shop for a bed today. Took a while....However home in time for me to do some trawling on the interweb for more interesting stuff....

Sorry ladies we're having a boys night in tonight - so avoid the last presentation!

Awesome? We'll give you awesome - extinguish a fire with a jet engine mounted on a tank!!!

Now something joyful! Trance guitar music medley

Surreal weirdness - ocean creatures from household items

Beards give pleasure!

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Not sure what's going on here - looks like fun!

Stand clear! Oh too late it's toast!

Our friends the Dutch can be a bit mean with space!

Watch yer grammer

The Paradox

Must be a erection going on!

Mum is becoming inventive!

I had number 3...

How careful cropping, can totally change the context!

Now does this mean Sausages made by Hoes or made of Hoes!!!

John's Joke

Thanks John!

You have been warned!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Largely cloudy skies throughout the day with limited brightness. Occasional outbreaks of rain affecting all areas with the odd heavier, thundery burst around midday. Noticeably fresher in Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 5-7 mm | Sunrise: 4.57 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com ! Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was another wonderful day here today, athough maybe the last. Just disinfected a computer...now to the serious business of the day - publishing funny stuff just for you!

Think you can draw? Watch this guy!

Like pedestrian crossings? Try Tehran!

It's in Spanish, but you will understand this!

Busy day at the office....I feel.....

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Oh! That is so me!

What the ??????

The Greatest!

Visualisation of a migraine - this is so right!

Looks cute but he is saying to himself.......That's protein, therefore it's my lunch!

Beautiful Rio, but look again.......so bad!

Photobomb 983

This is such evil graffiti!

Thanks George Takei !

Yes, absolutely stuck there now!

So true!

Thanks Robert (France)

Sorry no Jokes tonight so.......

More words of wisdom from the QI elves

Daddy shows her how to play the harmonica, then she does it in her own way

Ever feel like this?

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mainly dry with some sunshine but there will be a few heavy showers breaking out during the afternoon and evening. It will feel very warm once again with light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-3 mm | Sunrise: 4.58 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low) Thanks to Essexweather.com ! Thanks for your support! Cheers! Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, What a fabulous day! We attended a young lady's Christening and jollies after, quite hot in the sun, many old friends to chat with.

Be very afraid when the Elephant lets rip!

We had one of these - it was trendy then - now er........

This is fun! What does sound look like?

He even surprises himself!

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More wisdom from Mark Twain

Well it might be true...

Spelling? - Down the drain!

 Yup! Sure is a nice view

Good old Tom!

Always!

Wizard will install software!

What? Some common sense?

Indeed it is true!

Thanks Gloria!

Hi to you!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

This is amazing! It gets lively at about 1min 25

The 20 Dollar note

Thanks Klaus

Harwich Weather for Monday

More in the way of cloud, however temperatures just as high as the weekend with lengthy spells of sunshine expected. Freshening South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.00 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.