Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy today several computers plus trip to the Garden Centre, just back in time for your Funny Stuff...

The Waiter

Thanks John M.

I have seen many of these - mostly fakes - this one is genuine

Two wonders both in great condition!

Suicidally spectacular!

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No china sooooo!

Remember him?

Reverse!

Good News!

This model was fired because she was too "Big"

What do you think?

Evil......Pure Evil!

True so true!!!

Thanks Gloria (NL)

Short Skirt...

Thanks Gloria again!

Organised!

Thanks Robert (F)

Neat Church Sign

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2

Derek's Joke

Gloria's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Much brighter with temperatures returning to near-normal values for early June in lengthy spells of strong sunshine. Light South-Westerly winds and temperatures reaching afternoon highs of 18 deg. C (64 deg. F) Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.42 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were lucky today, dire warnings of heavy rain didn't materialise. Our Harwich micro climate saved us again!

Now more pictorial fun....

Air Chainsaw!

This boy sure can groove....

Vaguely grotesque but somehow cute!

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Tree mimics man...

Been there done that!

(many times!)

Guy was pulled over and when asked, produced this by mistake

his real license  was underneath - the cop was not amused!

Mr Newton please note the water is flowing - up!

Great headline! - wish  had been there...

Love this - wish I had the guts!

New word for oldies

How not to waterski

Little A***hole!

Lady driver's boast..

Dimble brain

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Nick's Joke
Thanks Nick (USA)!

We love our neighbours the Danes - but they do like a drink...

More words of wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

I lied about the lightning!

Cooler than of late with largely cloudy, damp conditions. Occasional heavy showers or longer spells of rain affecting most places through the day with any brightness limited to the early evening. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-6 mm | Sunrise: 4.43 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, A new week is upon us, what will it bring? Nobody knows - maybe it's just as well!

Here are your Funny Rations for today...

Get a man into the kitchen and he will find a way!

Thanks Derek!

This garment is dying out but.....

When they put electric doors in did the nesting swallows get in and out?

Cool Engineering!

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Don't stop caring!

Poetry!

I wonder where they went on holiday!

Most dangerous Selfie on the Planet

Philosophical thought for the day

Another smart slogan from the cousins

Royal face swap - notice the difference?

Oh! It's for the dog - Sorry!

 (It's Old Git...)

Smart Old Git!

Thanks Michelle (SA)

She did let 'em out!

Thanks Nick (USA)

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Deon's Joke 1

Deon's Joke 2

Geoff's Joke

Derek's Joke 2

Gloria's Joke

Thanks very much to you all - as ever!

Thanks John M!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Early mist clearing to leave a dry and sunny morning. Isolated heavy showers may develop through the afternoon, however most areas should stay dry and warm until dusk. Gentle South-Westerly winds and maximum temperatures of 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.44 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Super day here, was able to work in the garden.....all went well - now completely knackered! In a moment I will wake up and do the Funny stuff.

Sleeping pig - this takes a while to get going

Petrolheads this is for you!

Our Grandchildren do this...it just won't go away!

Seriously don't do this!

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Nothing to say here...

I think it's called cosplay but I don't know what that is.....

Wrong transport...maybe he's a time traveller!

This is cool! Although how do you see where you're going?

Mirror mirror....

The fans think that the sun.........

If you're a sailor you will get this, Greenland is smaller than Africa

On a Mercator projection chart the N. Pole is a line...

This is an egg cup and toast cutter from Amazon!

True so very true!

Watch that back!

I am sure that this marriage is purely for love.......

Sorry No English Jokes today

however Rita sent another Lithuanian one...

A Blind Wizard came to the supermarket with his guide dog. He proceeds to grab it by the tail and swing it round and round over his head! The manager shouted “What on Earth are you doing?”

The reply came “Just taking a look around!”

Thanks John M !




Harwich Weather for Sunday

Another dry and warm day is expected with the best of the sunshine during the morning and early afternoon. Increased cloud amounts will arrive mid-afternoon before thinning again by evening. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.45 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a day off today, trip to darkest Suffolk, for snack lunch, rustic mini mall shopping and home, the sun shone.....Back in time to dredge up just a bit more pictorial fun - just for you!

A helicopter with a wrecking ball? Whatever next!

The Mirror experiment - well worth a look!

Hard Hats and Microphones - worker sings Sinatra!

More problems for the Health and Safety Police !

Contemplate revenge....

Thanks Robert (France)

Some people just don't seem to listen

Murphy's Law in detail

AAAARRRRRGGGGH !

Meet your in-laws! - It's genetic you know!

Oh Lord that cake was Awesome - burp!

Incident in the parcals depot

Nothing (at all) to say here...

I get the feeling he's enjoying that far too much!

More health and safety advice!

Boys - we have all felt this...

Jokes

Derek's Joke

John's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke -

Two snails met, one had no shell, "Where's your shell?"

"I left home!"

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A dry and bright day with some sunny periods, the best of these during the morning. Some cloud building up at times by afternoon which will turn the sunshine hazy in most places. Quite warm with light North-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.46 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com ! Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.