Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Super day here today, we were able do do some outside chores, but tomorrow threatens thunder storms with hail! Now for more pictorial fun - just for you!

Thanks for this to Charles - Israeli Tchaikovsky flashmob

Mountain from Game of thrones lifts 994 lbs!

Feeling queasy? You will after seeing this landing in the Peruvian mountains

Mean!

Our truck has a conservatory, a sun deck, chairs and evrything!!!

Killer!

More clever slogans from the Cousins

Good try!

Good, but not as good as the kid with the rocket!

Albert's fears come true!

Joys of parenthood!

Another clever slogan from the Cousins!

Long wait chap!

May the force be with you!

I have no idea what this is about, but pschedelic isn't it!

Lithuanian Joke

Why is the Formula 1 going to Lithuania?

Because the Lithuanians only take 5 seconds in order to remove the tires, but then they flog them!

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Mostly dry and sunny conditions to start the weekend, however as temperatures and humidity rise, an increased risk of thunderstorms breaking out. Very warm in light South or South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 65 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-4 mm | Sunrise: 4.42 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com ! Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not a bad day today, just a few odd jobs, time then to trawl the nether regions for more of the same........


Tribute to the D Day veterans - interesting pictures

This is new and...well - bright!

One man band plays Starwars - not well but with great gusto!

Girls - just say to him - Get your shirt off!

It's only a fake tarantula on a string!

Weird aviation selfie

How to get your sheep across the street

(As you do!)

Da Da Da Da....Da Da Da Da!

They used family DNA and a 3D printer

and they reproduced Van Gogh's ear!

Photobomb 1032

Just quit staring!

Your problem is no problem!

As if I would need your help?

This is an inevitable natural law!!!

You see a better class of idiot!

Lithuanian Joke

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Early mist and fog patches soon clear leaving a dry and very warm day with lengthy spells of strong sunshine. Light to moderate South-Easterly winds and temperatures reaching afternoon highs of 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.42 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks toEssexweather.com !

Thanks to you all we just passed 76,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy today several computers plus trip to the Garden Centre, just back in time for your Funny Stuff...

The Waiter

Thanks John M.

I have seen many of these - mostly fakes - this one is genuine

Two wonders both in great condition!

Suicidally spectacular!

Gallery

No china sooooo!

Remember him?

Reverse!

Good News!

This model was fired because she was too "Big"

What do you think?

Evil......Pure Evil!

True so true!!!

Thanks Gloria (NL)

Short Skirt...

Thanks Gloria again!

Organised!

Thanks Robert (F)

Neat Church Sign

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2

Derek's Joke

Gloria's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Much brighter with temperatures returning to near-normal values for early June in lengthy spells of strong sunshine. Light South-Westerly winds and temperatures reaching afternoon highs of 18 deg. C (64 deg. F) Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.42 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were lucky today, dire warnings of heavy rain didn't materialise. Our Harwich micro climate saved us again!

Now more pictorial fun....

Air Chainsaw!

This boy sure can groove....

Vaguely grotesque but somehow cute!

Gallery

Tree mimics man...

Been there done that!

(many times!)

Guy was pulled over and when asked, produced this by mistake

his real license  was underneath - the cop was not amused!

Mr Newton please note the water is flowing - up!

Great headline! - wish  had been there...

Love this - wish I had the guts!

New word for oldies

How not to waterski

Little A***hole!

Lady driver's boast..

Dimble brain

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Nick's Joke
Thanks Nick (USA)!

We love our neighbours the Danes - but they do like a drink...

More words of wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

I lied about the lightning!

Cooler than of late with largely cloudy, damp conditions. Occasional heavy showers or longer spells of rain affecting most places through the day with any brightness limited to the early evening. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-6 mm | Sunrise: 4.43 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, A new week is upon us, what will it bring? Nobody knows - maybe it's just as well!

Here are your Funny Rations for today...

Get a man into the kitchen and he will find a way!

Thanks Derek!

This garment is dying out but.....

When they put electric doors in did the nesting swallows get in and out?

Cool Engineering!

Gallery

Don't stop caring!

Poetry!

I wonder where they went on holiday!

Most dangerous Selfie on the Planet

Philosophical thought for the day

Another smart slogan from the cousins

Royal face swap - notice the difference?

Oh! It's for the dog - Sorry!

 (It's Old Git...)

Smart Old Git!

Thanks Michelle (SA)

She did let 'em out!

Thanks Nick (USA)

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Deon's Joke 1

Deon's Joke 2

Geoff's Joke

Derek's Joke 2

Gloria's Joke

Thanks very much to you all - as ever!

Thanks John M!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Early mist clearing to leave a dry and sunny morning. Isolated heavy showers may develop through the afternoon, however most areas should stay dry and warm until dusk. Gentle South-Westerly winds and maximum temperatures of 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.44 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.