Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had monsoon rains early this morning! Fortunately it didn't last too long and the rest of the day was tolerable. Sorry ladies but it's Boy's night in tonight...see below.

This is old but a classic! I love it!

If you show off - it will in my own experience - bite you!

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Your Vitamix is bust - the Rednecks have the remedy!

Not quite the result that was intended

Yes this much!

Hope you have indegestion...

Thanks Gloria!

Reply to his cousin's wedding reception...

Little wonder many of  the Cousins are overweight!

It's a Unicorn! - Oh no it's a seal with a tracker

We've all felt like this!

Just to enhance my in flight experience....

Natural Selection is about to take place!!!

Derek's Joke

Geoff's Joke
Thanks chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

Three rules to keep healthy teeth: 1 twice a day to brush your teeth. 
2 twice a year visit to the dentist. 
3 Do not put the nose where it does not need to go! ...

Thanks Rita!

Warning.....this is

Boy's Night In

Enjoy!

Thanks Bill for this - it's a scream!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A dull start with patches of mist first thing. As brighter conditions develop late morning and into the afternoon, the small risk of a heavy shower. Feeling much warmer, especially in any lengthy spells of sunshine. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 25 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 4.54 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a grey day in Harwich today. We were stuck at home waiting for a delivery...guess what? - No show! Grrrr!

The funny reservoir is rather low, maybe I'm having a sense of humour seizure!

This is great! Thanks Geoff!

They were'nt expecting that!

Starwars Trilogy in Lego!

Adaptability

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Clever, but I bet it's smelly in there!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!!!

Meet the vertigo mat!

She has a great asset - guitar playing of course

Look at meeeee!

Contents of one drop of seawater - allegedly

Metamorphosis?

McKevitt is my kind of guy!

We did something like this with our water feature - purely by accident of course

Very inappropriate replacement - funny though!

Yes - be tits together!

Sorry no jokes tonight so here are a couple of animations...

Phenomenon!

Oh! one just flooded in - Lithuanian joke.....

Bill Gates has promised to pay half of the US public debt, with the condition that the United States will be renamed MS. USA. 

Thanks Rita (Lt)

The Wonderful place we call home!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Early rain or thunderstorms will gradually ease to leave a cloudy, dull morning. Brighter conditions should begin to develop by mid-afternoon and it will feel warm and humid in any late spells of sunshine. Light winds. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 4.53 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy busy day, helping friend in Colchester, back home for tea, and my normal funny hunt...

He's cool - he's pallet on the tramlines man!

More weirdness - memory metal

Leaked footage from the next Starwars movie - or is it?

Harvest fun!

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Our son's hamster's name is Steve -

Maybe this is him...

Think about it.....

Brighten my day!

Not sure but is it raining in there?

Nothing to say here!

Thanks Derek!

Good idea!

Press one! Yikes!

If they got rid of all the idiots......etc

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

I was here....but it was 50 years ago! It was much the same then!

Thanks Bill!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Further outbreaks of showery rain to start the day, still the odd heavier burst possible. Brighter skies arrive from the South and East during the afternoon. Less windy than of late. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 80 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 4.52 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard