Old Git's Funnies

Wednesday, 10 September 2014

Dear Family and Friends, Our Indian summer continues. Quite busy with laptops, plus elderly neighbour to dentist...Now for more pictorial fun!

Hot shot - or maybe not!

Thanks Klaus

Is this guy lucky or unlucky - you decide!

Old guy playing piano - very well!

Street Ballet? Well almost!

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Self preserving drive! - It's old because it's a floppy!

A field of bicycles - yours is in the middle.....

Extreme Nails

We're moving - Oh! and we're taking the office block too!!!

Now there's dedication!

At first I thought they were buttons on the chair - they are biding their time...

So much dedicated work - total waste of time

Dedicated to all Minions fans everywhere

(They have a new movie out next year BTW)

Thanks Gloria!

This old lady said "There's not much room on my Internet"....

Free toolbars - good for business!

Now let us get to the bottom of this....

Sorry!

They always know!

Ha Ha!

Thanks Maggie!

I am sure there is!

Ugh!

Joke Central

Thanks chaps!

This guy is great!

Thanks Sandra!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Early mist or fog patches dispersing to leave a dry day with variable amounts of cloud and spells of warm sunshine. Light winds once again and temperatures reaching afternoon highs of 19 degrees Celsius.

Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.26 am

Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday, 9 September 2014

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a wonderful day on old Harwich today, sunshine and light winds. Had to visit Colchester and my buddies at the Computer Shop, then home for a bit more computer work. Now I can relax and try and create something just for you!...

More Infant prodigies

Baby on a swing - he's happy! Ad for Gopro camera - they're great!

While on swings - this pooch - will he make it???

I think that he might have done this before!

Pizza with everything (Seasick yet?)

Very believeable!

Scare the hell out of the Chambermaid!

Photoshop rules

Yup and a few will do it!

Beastly!

Right place - right time!

Thanks Bill!

Spotted by Clarkson - very neat!

I wonder if Mom is double jointed?

Pictish Humour!

Thanks Derek!

Too many guns US!

Sorry no jokes tonight - so here's another 4k

clip try fullscreen it's the icon bottom right.

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

It will be another fine day, turning warm with sunny spells once isolated early mist and fog patches clear away. Light North-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.

Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.24 am

Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 8 September 2014

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I hope that you all have a good week! I'm making a small change tonight, as I have received so many jokes from my kind friends while we were away, I have put them all one one page, as you will see lower down....

This an oldie, but ......

I love volcanoes - here's one...

Everything can be virtual these days even - makeup!

Ikea is Swedish - no sense of humour? Well see how they describe their latest gadget!

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The Hormones start to flow......

I have seen some weird and stupid things in my life - but.........

Breviceps fucsus, even when he's happy he looks peed off!

Hey Punk make my day!

Is that you Prince Andrew?

Yes that's why I seldom do!

Ha Ha!

Then they might recycle the dog poo!

What an understated fashionista you are madam!

Clever...

Jokes from my dedicated helpers

Thanks again guys!

This is another experiment with 4k, you may need to turn off any processes you are not using for best results

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

It will be another dry day with long warm sunny spells, light winds and only a small amount of cloud developing late in the day. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius.

Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.22 am

Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 7 September 2014

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, So I'm back online after an interesting day installing a Solid State Drive (Holiday present from Germany), it certainly makes thing wizzier!

Now to more important matters, Funnies - Just for you!

I have been fiddling with 4k - that's super high definition - I think that you will notice the difference!
Try it in Full screen mode..

I believe that we are witnessing an alien abduction here.....

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The name's Canute - Canute Pratt actually!

Oh! Here's a good idea.....BzzzzzzzFzzzzzz Bang!

(If they got rid of all the idiots.....etc)

Where's the Project Manager?

They may be wrong, I think that she would distract the opposition

and that would be an advantage!

This took me a minute......

First we struggled with the abhorrent apostrophe - now it's quotation marks..

I'm sure that the Gorilla would let you!

Now here's a GOOD idea!

Funny - nobody calls ma Ricky any more!

Jokes

Arthur's Joke

Dick's Joke

Derek's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Susi !

Harwich Weather for Monday

Any mist patches will clear well before the morning rush-hour to leave a dry and fine day across the district with some good spells of warm sunshine and light winds. Increasing amounts of cloud are expected to arrive during the evening and overnight period. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius.

Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.21 am

Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com !