Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was changeable here today - Sunshine & Showers, but continues warm. So sit back and I hope that you enjoy tonight's offerings...

Quite neat - guy edits music by amateurs to make a tune

These use to be called mouse traps, but they've gone hitech!

Slow Ornithopter - what's more to say?

White men still can't jump!

Gallery

Seems legit!

Sexual Relations...

Thanks Arthur

True!

Wha...?

I think I know what they mean!

Kim Jong Un - miffed

Those people of Walmart again!

Walmart again - and they can vote and everything!

Hmm - puzzling!

They were bound to come back were they not!

Thanks Susi

Japanese Flags come to mind!

He doesn't really care if he does fall in!

Joke Central

Thanks Derek!

Whooooaaaa!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Mostly cloudy during the morning with perhaps the odd light shower, but the afternoon will be drier and brighter with some sunny intervals developing. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.32 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essexweather.com ! Thanks for calling by! Cheers!  Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a lazy day today, went to an Open Studio at our friend's house, met many old friends too - great day! Now I must concentrate on digging up some entertainment - just for you!

The pendulum - with bowling balls?


I hate cuddly dog clips....Oh! Go on then...


For you Petrolheads Paintball duel with Audis!




Aussies - Love 'em!

I bet Kay was a laugh!

More Beach art

Thanks Nurit!

What on Earth is that between her legs?

Oh! It's her foot!

Febreeze Mmmmmm!

Soon everything will be like this!

I've got a bite! I've got a bite! - Oh Sh*t!

Tout le monde est sur ​​le balcon 

(I need not translate!)

Limited language skills!

Patience

You want a Big Truck? - I'll show you a Big Truck!

I irritate my wife when I rant about sports commentators, all is needed

is "They want to win!!!"

When I'm asked to fix a printer I say "Do this!"

I nipped out to catch a little sun today

Witty Graffiti

Sorry no jokes tonight so here are some clips

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Mist and fog patches clearing during the morning to spells of sunshine. There will be a little more cloud around giving the risk of a few light showers, these most likely late afternoon. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.30 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day in Harwich today, laptops to mend. Now that the dust has settled I can get down to digging up a few more morsels for you to chew on!...

By the way - self praise is no recommendation, but thanks to all of you - we just passed 90,000 hits!

Girls will be girls!

Thanks Klaus!

The Quebecois again Dummy Prank

Georgian Girls sing (That's Europe not USA)

The Earth is dipleased! Crust cracking Sierra Nevada

Not funny but beautiful!

Thanks Nurit!

Gallery

I know that this is propaganda, but it is significant!

Contrast N & S Korea

While on matters North Korean, how about a Kim Jong Il tongue scraper!

On my next holiday I'm going camping!

Fashionistas - I don't get it!

You have to be rather old to understand this...

To my legal friends ......sorry

Same as GCHQ!

Clever beach art

Thanks Nurit! (IL)

Today's philosophical thought for the day

Thanks Robert (F)

Now there's a thought!

I think that he's enjoying that FAR too much!

Joke Central

Thanks Bill!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Grab the sick bags!

Thanks Klaus! - again!

Harwich weather for Saturday

Another dry and fine day with spells of sunshine. Perhaps a slightly more noticeable North-Easterly breeze developing early afternoon taking the edge off the temperatures. Highs of 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.29 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a day in the garden today, aches and pains in the morning I suspect!

Here are your funnies - which please enjoy!

Mum goes to work - then.....

Meet the bog roll pirates!

The Quebecois are at it again!

More silliness Red Balloons

The sale advert's not going well!

Gallery

Not a lot of people know that!

Today's caption competition...

I've got mine (Not!)

The Independent Poond

Brilliant! Mel Brooks put a prosthertic finger on when he marked the cement 

at the Hall of Fame

He passed them a dozen times before he spotted them!

Tee Hee!

Joke Central

Thanks Chaps!

Not so many pictures - so here are some more clips..

Thanks Klaus!

If these don't cause accidents I will be surprised!
Fun though!

Thanks Matt C !

Harwich Weather for Friday

Any early mist or fog patches will lift and clear through the morning to leave another dry day with variable cloud and some warm sunny spells. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.27 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.