Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a bit busy day today, lightning visit to Ikea this morning, finishing a laptop PM. Now I can sit back, relax and try to dig up some humour - just for you!

As you may know I love volcanoes, these pictures were taken by a remote drone in Iceland

Thanks Martin !

Thanks Klaus!

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Sometimes the only way is the shoehorn !

Ha Ha! That's how it is!

We have a neighbour like this!

Hilarious!

Tee Hee !

I totally agree with this!

Looks like it worked buddy!

Is this how we are percieved???

Thanks Maggie!

Touche!

Another truth!

I love the facial expressions!

Oh! Those (Chinese) Estate agents!

Double statndards?

Bwaaaaaaaagh! Its................on his arm!

Joke Central

Thanks very much chaps!

Sorry I couldn't put them all in  :-(

Thanks Klaus - again!

  

Harwich Weather for Friday

A rather dull start with extensive low-cloud and patches of fog. Brighter conditions breaking through by mid-morning with the remainder of the day dry with lengthy spells of warm sunshine. Light South-Westerly winds and maximum temperatures of 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 7.01 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your contunued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, It was another fabulous day in Harwich! This has been the driest and warmest September since 1910! Now after helping a friend with his ailing laptop, I'm back in harness to create a potpourri of visual candy - just for you!..

Dear Family and Friends, It was another fabulous day in Harwich! This has been the driest and warmest September since 1910! Now after helping a friend with his ailing laptop, I'm back in harness to create a potpourri of visual candy - just for you!..

Thank you Gloria for this...hold down the left mouse button

 and slide, then scroll down to the next picture

I have seen some of these before, but the quality is amazing, to commemorate 70 years since D Day

The World's Largest Swimming Pool

Thanks Derek!

Oh Mum! 4 out of 10 for effort!

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Unfortunate conjunction.....

Wha?........Really????

Not the best formula, but a formula...

Dubya - again....

There is indeed no hope!...

What in the name of all that is sanity - are you wearing missy?

He fixed the loo, fixed the pipes, but forgot ..........the door!

Ha Ha! - that's me 3rd from the left!

Accident with the Halloween display

21st Century Confessional

Tip Jar

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Lithuanian Joke....

Man intently all day watching TV. His wife brings him coffee. Spouse have tantrum and angrily exclaims:-it's sugar-free! After all, you know that I hate coffee without sugar!!!

— I know dear, but wanted to hear your voice.

Thanks Rita!

Our friends and near neighbours the Dutch, have a thingy!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Largely cloudy skies with showery outbreaks of rain affecting many parts of the district during the morning. Brighter conditions arrive early afternoon, allowing plenty of sunshine to break through by the end of the day. Rather warm once again with highs of 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.58 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you all we just passed 92,000 hits on the site!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  The new week begins, it's dull here, fog this morning, cloudy this afternoon....a bit like the inside of my head! However I found a few more bits - just for you!

Thanks Klaus for this which may just drive you insane!

A Propos the QI Elves

Do you ever read this? If you do please say, it takes a while to put together..

Not sure how this got in...

Good concept?

I know the feeling!

Young person's traffic signal

Walmart again.....

There is no hope!

Yup it is time!

Believe me there's always a new one on the bog brush handle !!!

The story of my life!

The Cousin's weird ads...

Ill advised!

Ha!

Arthur's Joke

Derek's Offering for today

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mist and fog will soon clear during the morning with some bright or sunny spells developing, especially into the afternoon. Feeling pleasant in the sunshine and light winds. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.56 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another good day in sunny Harwich today. A bit more cloud than before but warm. I have fossicked and ferretted and found a few more bits and bobs which I sincerely hope will stimulate your giggling gear...

3 coins in a fountain - well actually a dog...

This is scary - 5 year old doing press ups!

Nice! A dog is trained to return things left on planes

Walmart?.......Walmart?????

Trust our friends and neighbours the Dutch to come up with this!

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That's me - the old relative!

Needs to be liked...

Thanks Barbara

Thought is free!

Thanks again Barbara

How to turn disaster into epic

They just don't like you!

Sniff - no, cat!

Another person of Walmart - they just keep coming!

In my whole life there is absolutely now way I would go on this thing!

Things that a president really shouldn't do!

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!

This from Tony -thanks!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Early mist and fog will clear to leave a mostly dry morning with warm sunny spells. There is a risk of showery rain arriving during the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.55 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.