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Sunday, 5 October 2014

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends,  After a chilly start, at 4c outside, it soon warmed up and the sun shone. So now I must find you some more pictures......Oh where to look? Oh! I know, down in the drains! 















The story of my life - and yes that is manure!









Totally stupid, but strangely beautiful!




It's all in the mind..




I am sure that this gentleman feels the ultimate in coolness!



Go on dearie have a really good sniff!




Those cousins and their slogans...



Another first world problem!



Must be Walmart!




Gym Ninja - I am such a one!




You have to be a certain age to remember this lady!



Yes he is an ass



Yet another snappy slogan..




Now this is pure evil!!




People of Walmart - again!





Sorry no Jokes tonight - so here's another clip




A whale breaching...







Harwich Weather for Monday





Generally cloudy conditions with outbreaks of rain arriving by late morning, turning heavy and persistent into the afternoon before clearing early evening. Strengthening South-Easterly winds, gusting up to 40 miles per hour in places. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius.
Precipitation Probability: 99 % | Precipitation Amount: 7-10 mm | Sunrise: 7.06 am
Thanks to Essexweather.com!






Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.







Saturday, 4 October 2014

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends,  They said the rain would come...It did! - In spades! Still going...4mm already in just over an hour. Meanwhile I dug and dug and found just a few little morsels for your amusement..




This is weird, 2x autonomous robots
each thinking the other was a human








Anything you can do......etc!








Gallery






Evil Kermy!




Amazing contrast!




After the night before - what the fox says!



Sadistic Dad!



Why parody what is perhaps the best song of the summer!



OK Banana  Dolphins eat grapes - what's not to like?




Another First World Problem!




Now THAT'S what I call a selfie! (With England in the background!)



My Kind of Dad!







Joke Central

Thanks Derek!



Wrong place - wrong time!







Harwich Weather for Sunday







Following a chilly start, the weekend will end on a dry and bright note with lengthy intervals of Autumnal sunshine. Despite the sunshine, it will feel cold in a keen South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius.
Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.05 am
Thanks to Essexweather.com !





Thanks as ever for supporting this little blog!



Cheers!


Richard.










Friday, 3 October 2014

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today was the last day of our "Indian Summer", tomorrow wind and rain are forecast. Never mind, we shall batten down the hatches and get on with it! Here are some funnies - just for you!




As you know I'm a sucker for a bit of Folk music!
These two do it rather well!







Gallery





Oh yes the wind is on it's way!







I'm fiddling with Windows 10 preview, it may change quite a bit before it is released next year, but it is quite nice - more Win 7 than the much unloved 8.1 !




Yeah! Real Girls !




Hokay! Yoo wanna free 'lectricity? I feex!




Oh and they missed out the British Isles!!!



Nothing wrong with Bananas!



Neil Flit to the rescue! - Not!



Definitely remove it!

Thanks Derek!



Camouflage..




This is the Pug's opinion of the bridge....




Stoned? Yes but sense of humour intact !








Little brothers can be *!*!*!*s







Joke Central

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke -

Two girlfriends chatting:-I've heard that you once again live with ex-husband? 
-Yes. Just couldn't look at his happy face!
Thanks Rita!







Harwich Weather for Saturday





Perhaps some early brightness, but largely cloudy with a short spell of wet and windy weather crossing the district. Brighter conditions return by early afternoon with sunny intervals to end the day. Noticeably cooler than recent days. Maximum temperature 19 deg. C (66 deg. F)
Precipitation Probability: 99 % | Precipitation Amount: 2-7 mm | Sunrise: 7.03 am
 Thanks Essexweather.com !




Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.


















Thursday, 2 October 2014

Thursday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, It was a bit busy day today, lightning visit to Ikea this morning, finishing a laptop PM. Now I can sit back, relax and try to dig up some humour - just for you!



As you may know I love volcanoes, these pictures were taken by a remote drone in Iceland


Thanks Martin !




Thanks Klaus!





Gallery






Sometimes the only way is the shoehorn !


Ha Ha! That's how it is!



We have a neighbour like this!



Hilarious!



Tee Hee !



I totally agree with this!




Looks like it worked buddy!




Is this how we are percieved???

Thanks Maggie!


Touche!




Another truth!




I love the facial expressions!



Oh! Those (Chinese) Estate agents!




Double statndards?



Bwaaaaaaaagh! Its................on his arm!







Joke Central

Thanks very much chaps!
Sorry I couldn't put them all in  :-(




Thanks Klaus - again!




  

Harwich Weather for Friday







A rather dull start with extensive low-cloud and patches of fog. Brighter conditions breaking through by mid-morning with the remainder of the day dry with lengthy spells of warm sunshine. Light South-Westerly winds and maximum temperatures of 21 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 7.01 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com !





Thanks for your contunued support!



Cheers!


Richard.