Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Wet they said - and wet it was, 4 mm so far plus a good wind. More time indoors to ferret around for more material - just for you!

This little chap - is something else!

This young lady can sing two notes at the same time!...

I love the expression of the one on the left......

An over simplification - but.....

Swordfie?

Great - surrender now!

True Winnie!

Some kind of Karma going on here!

Not much to be said here - no hope!

Love it - Stupid Motorist!

Meet the Who?

The Police station is next door to the Fire Station.....Pranks Ensue!

Only an Autralian pig would do this....

Jokes

Thanks guys!

It's in German but you will get it!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich weather for Tuesday

Largely cloudy conditions to start the day with sporadic bursts of rain, still with the odd rumble of thunder possible. Brighter skies should arrive before midday to leave a dry and sunny afternoon. Fresh to strong South-Westerly winds. Temperatures around the seasonal average at 15 degrees Celsius.

Thanks to Essexweather.com !

PS I lied about the snow!

Thanks for your support - as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  After a chilly start, at 4c outside, it soon warmed up and the sun shone. So now I must find you some more pictures......Oh where to look? Oh! I know, down in the drains! 

I am sure that you know what CGI is, but they are taking it to a whole new level!

Girls do you like Il Divo? Here with a lady singing "Whole New World"

Beautiful Timelapse of Norway

The story of my life - and yes that is manure!

Totally stupid, but strangely beautiful!

It's all in the mind..

I am sure that this gentleman feels the ultimate in coolness!

Go on dearie have a really good sniff!

Those cousins and their slogans...

Another first world problem!

Must be Walmart!

Gym Ninja - I am such a one!

You have to be a certain age to remember this lady!

Yes he is an ass

Yet another snappy slogan..

Now this is pure evil!!

People of Walmart - again!

Sorry no Jokes tonight - so here's another clip

A whale breaching...

Harwich Weather for Monday

Generally cloudy conditions with outbreaks of rain arriving by late morning, turning heavy and persistent into the afternoon before clearing early evening. Strengthening South-Easterly winds, gusting up to 40 miles per hour in places. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 99 % | Precipitation Amount: 7-10 mm | Sunrise: 7.06 am Thanks to Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  They said the rain would come...It did! - In spades! Still going...4mm already in just over an hour. Meanwhile I dug and dug and found just a few little morsels for your amusement..

This is weird, 2x autonomous robots
each thinking the other was a human

Anything you can do......etc!

Gallery

Evil Kermy!

Amazing contrast!

After the night before - what the fox says!

Sadistic Dad!

Why parody what is perhaps the best song of the summer!

OK Banana  Dolphins eat grapes - what's not to like?

Another First World Problem!

Now THAT'S what I call a selfie! (With England in the background!)

My Kind of Dad!

Joke Central

Thanks Derek!

Wrong place - wrong time!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Following a chilly start, the weekend will end on a dry and bright note with lengthy intervals of Autumnal sunshine. Despite the sunshine, it will feel cold in a keen South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.05 am Thanks to Essexweather.com ! Thanks as ever for supporting this little blog! Cheers! Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was the last day of our "Indian Summer", tomorrow wind and rain are forecast. Never mind, we shall batten down the hatches and get on with it! Here are some funnies - just for you!

As you know I'm a sucker for a bit of Folk music!

These two do it rather well!

Gallery

Oh yes the wind is on it's way!

I'm fiddling with Windows 10 preview, it may change quite a bit before it is released next year, but it is quite nice - more Win 7 than the much unloved 8.1 !

Yeah! Real Girls !

Hokay! Yoo wanna free 'lectricity? I feex!

Oh and they missed out the British Isles!!!

Nothing wrong with Bananas!

Neil Flit to the rescue! - Not!

Definitely remove it!

Thanks Derek!

Camouflage..

This is the Pug's opinion of the bridge....

Stoned? Yes but sense of humour intact !

Little brothers can be *!*!*!*s

Joke Central

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke -

Two girlfriends chatting:-I've heard that you once again live with ex-husband? 
-Yes. Just couldn't look at his happy face!

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Perhaps some early brightness, but largely cloudy with a short spell of wet and windy weather crossing the district. Brighter conditions return by early afternoon with sunny intervals to end the day. Noticeably cooler than recent days. Maximum temperature 19 deg. C (66 deg. F) Precipitation Probability: 99 % | Precipitation Amount: 2-7 mm | Sunrise: 7.03 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.