Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was definitely Monsoon weather today, in 24 hours we had 23.4mm rain....1 inch in old money! So didn't get far today. Did battle with a laptop, I thinkl I will beat it, but that will be tomorrow as I am busy at the moment creating another pictorial artwork - just for you!

As you may know I love Christmas Lights

This guy has adapted them for Halloween, The mayor 

of the town has forced him to stop - pity!

Halloween Lights

How about something mad! I dream of building something like this, but for people not dogs!

I was unaware that Star Trek was made in Germany!!!

Gallery

Red roses on your dress - down - there?

That's us!

Ingenious....but a tad idiotic ???

Young lady - it seems that you have forgotten your........

never mind....

He looked in his mirror - then Arrrrrrrrrggggggh!!!!

What!

Oh! Come back Boris - all is forgiven!

EeeeHaaaa! Ride that Dinosaur!

Not too sure what's going on here.....

Remember that Isaac Newton? Well he was definitely wrong!

Lunchee poos!

I don't like tattooos - Oh! That one isn't bad......

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Bill Gates jumps over a chair.........

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloud and patchy outbreaks of rain will gradually clear North-Eastwards throughout the day with some bright or sunny spells possible during the afternoon and evening. Another cold feeling day in moderate Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 16 deg. C (61 deg. F) Precipitation Probability: 70 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.20 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  A peaceful day in Harwich today, I was lazy after some work in the garden. Now I am turning the Interweb inside out to find a few bits and pieces for your amusemant...

Venice Beach LA ? No Tel Aviv!

Ron ain't goin naked no more!

Thanks Peter B !

Gallery

There have been times when I have resorted to this...

Yup! The Cousins cain't spell!

Motherly Love Southern style!

It's all Comparative!

Everyone in my family wants one of these..

Ha Ha Ha!

Only another hour dearie!

Rural remedy for officialdom!

I can see it! I can see it!

(Sorry Gloria!)

The Ultimate Bad Taste!

That's Facebook!

Poor Nana!

Subhuman perhaps!

Believe it! These are the new Norwegian Banknotes!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

This Bus is a bit special!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Monday Largely cloudy skies throughout the day with only limited brightness. Rain will continue, occasionally heavy with thundery downpours possible and an on-going risk of surface water flooding. North-Easterly winds slowly easing, though still rather gusty along the Essex Coastline at first. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 99 % | Precipitation Amount: 13-17 mm | Sunrise: 7.18 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, Another weekend is here, but I am continuing to fix a friend's laptop. Soon we shall have visitors for drinks and conversation, meanwhile I must find more stuff just for you!

Dear Family and Friends, Another weekend is here, but I am continuing to fix a friend's laptop. Soon we shall have visitors for drinks and conversation, meanwhile I must find more stuff just for you!

Meet Tesla an electric car on steroids!

His name is Benedikt Mendzigal - playing "Game of Thrones" in Western Style

Gallery

Chemistry can be cool

I like this Emperor!

Never miss a thing!

The Joys of Parenthood!

Not quite sure what's happening.......an idea is forming.......

Er...nice....hoody!

My new Internet connection (I wish!!!)

I get 20Mb/s

The......and the...... - I don't wish to be heightist

Grammar

Philosophical thought of the day

My way of deterring those pesky trick or treaters!

He thought it was smashed, then he looked again

frozen cobweb!

En route to the stars
(NASA's ideas starting next year)

Gloria's Joke

Thanks Gloria!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Following a chilly start, mist and fog will clear to leave a generally dry and bright day with spells of sunshine. Increasing cloud amounts and heavy rain arriving during the evening, persisting overnight into Monday. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 35 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.16 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, A mixed sort of day in Old Harwich today, sunny and warm, but showers too. Travelled to Colchester met up with friends, then supermarket (my favourite place), now home to compose something special - just for you!

This is the ultimate silliness - yet genius - from Germany of course

This young woman is an inspiration!

Thanks Klaus!

Not sure what this is about - but there are bees!

Disappointment!

You know who you are........boys?

Mine did!

Woot Woot!

The Ad men lost it!

Not what you were thinking!

Spot the millionaire

Nothing to say here!

Me too  Dearie!

Canadian Special Forces..

Me 40 years ago...

The Girls have won chaps we shall all have to sit down to pee!

No not Rick - again!

The Streaker at the Cricket Match

Boys look away now!.........Boys!

Thanks Bill!

Jokes

Thanks Bill and the Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Heavy and thundery showers will be slow-moving with the risk of torrential downpours in places. There will also be some sunshine and feeling warmer in light winds. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 50 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.15 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.